Seduce Someone

My parents convinced me that it was illegal to have sex before marriage, I was born 3 years before they got married. Every Time someone came over I wouldn't let them go upstairs because my parents had photos from their wedding with me in them up on the walls and I thought they'd turn them in. Then I saw p*rn on the bus in 2nd grade and learned from......   1 reply

"the cops will pull us over if u turn on the lights in the car" I think every asian parent does this   1 reply

"All the food you waste in your life, you will have to eat it in hell" - My mom's great idea to try and make me eat everything on my plate   reply

That if you swallow any seed that seed would grow from your stomach inside out predator style lmao   1 reply

That if you go to bed hungry, your spirit would search for food in the kitchen and it would be trapped inside the casserole, then you'll never wake up. As a kid I was scared as heck and made sure to not skip dinner even when I didn't like the food ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ   1 reply

that if i swam in the ocean for too long, i would turn into a fish and get killed and eaten. my dad was mean...   reply

If I lie my tongue would be cut a bit by a witch while I'm as sleep, I'd wake up with a my tongue a bit shorter. If I lied continuously my tongue would disappear.   reply