Seduce Someone

Well idk if this is an Asian thing but since I kept injuring myself as a kid and would avoid to get my wounds and scratches treated as much as possible, whenever I’d scratch myself and I would refuse to let it get treated they would always threaten me with “It’s bleeding so much, you better get it treated or else RICE would eventually come ou......   reply

that i could trust them.   reply

That they’ll pay me back my money   1 reply

My dad said he had Santa Claus's number and that if me and my sister didn't stop fighting, my dad would call him to tell him not to bring us presents   reply

God   reply

Idk know if this shit is true but my Asian parents say that if you don’t eat every last rice grain in your bowl they will fucking grow on your face-   reply

kissing someone = giving birth... i’m stupid okay but before we even had science class, no one corrected me whenever i asked how babies are born so i assumed that if u kiss someone then baaam 7 children   1 reply