Reading While Pooping

(no cap) i discovered that you can stretch your asshole up to 7 inches or something so what did i do? we get trash pandas everywhere so its not like its gonna be endangered if i kill one(don't come for me animal rights),so i entrapped one and killed it,don't worry it was fast and easy and then after dipping it in water i started my stretching process i used a dildo ofc,i stretched reallyyyy nice and stuffed the panda up my ass and it actually fit and then i ejected it out and there was some poop on its fur too.

-To be continued