Embarrass Yourself

the most important part of finding a prom dress is finding one that suits YOU. find out what your body type is by using a measuring tape. then find out if your skin tone is warm or cool to determine what color you should pick. the yt channel "dear peachie" has great tutorials for these two things. then you should just browse pintrest for dress insp......   reply

Yooo casino royale??? As a prom theme??? Man what school are you going to cause mine never did shit like this Anyways, go dressed as a mafia boss or a pimp   reply

I have no idea tbh but they always have that faux fur shawl with them and it looks absolutely elegant   reply

I am forever a lone alpha wolf, I need no man by my side.   reply

Bitch i walked into a mickeyd's bathroom stall today and the lock wouldnt work properly right? But bitch i was SHITTIN myself so i just sat down an blasted away but ig sum dumbass didnt know it was occupied even doe you could clearly hear the loudest case of diarrhea emanating from the stall's walls n opened it n they saw my ass all hunched over mi......   2 reply

i bursted into tears and started bawling in front of a barista with a long line behind me after finding out i forgot my wallet at home, i had a stressful day.. this was like 4 years ago and it still haunts me.   reply

gave some kid his coffee today at work and I 100% didn't put the cap on right and mf SQUEEZED it and it exploded everywhere.... ┗( T﹏T )┛   1 reply