Embarrass Yourself

The first time I ever got high I was greened the fuck out, had 2 cookies of the size of my hand that were literally dripping in thc I had no clue it was gna fuck me up as bad as it did and I sat on the bus and I rmbr full on sobbing so hard my chest was aching and shit I also rmbr singing the abcs front and back all the way, I fell asleep halfway t......   reply

I was doing a class presentation in high school and I was practicing my lines over and over again to memorize it. When it was my turn to present, all the words just disappeared from my head and I stood there like a mfing idiot for THREE MINUTES trying to figure out what to say and all that came out of my mouth was STUTTERS. STUTTERS. It was so bad ......   reply

I did that once at like 8. We were on vacation and I saw a grey car in the vicinity of where we parked and I opened the back door and sat inside and instant was really confused. My Mom yanked me out of that car so fast. The funny thing is that the car was only similar in color. We didn't even have back doors we had to crawl through the front doors ......   reply

Omg I was just about to ask this question too lol. Anyways, I’ve said this before, but the most embarking thing that happened to me was when I was doing a swimming unit in school, and I was wearing a bikini top for my swimsuit, and guess what happened… it fell down and my boobs where exposed for a good while and I didn’t even notice I don’t......   reply

So one time my mom told me to get ready for a regular hospital check up (it’s mandatory every 2 years by government), after I got ready she told me to arrange her clothes from laundry and so I piled them up and put it in closet and then me, my mom and my little brother left for our checkup. When we arrived there I could already sense people stari......   1 reply

It's not me but there was this kid in my third grade class: *loud as hell fart noise while my teacher is ranting about how loud we are* 'WHO DID THAT' *this kid raises his hand* 'CAN'T YOU HOLD IT IN?!' *student blinks* 'I can't hold my farts in, Mr. Teacher. They just come out like...' *proceeds to mimick said fart noises* my grade 3 teache......   reply

During earth day when I was like 8-9, we were supposed to draw for a competition. On earth day we had an assembly and I had won. It was probably more than 70 kids& adults in the assembly sitting crisscrossed. As soon as I was ready to get up and get my prize it was dead silent. Everyone’s attention on me.. And I farted. soooooo loud. It echoed.   1 reply