I think my type is a guy with long hair, pretty eyes, goofy/"playboy"/calm personality who's a great cuddler and a great cook (because I love cooking too)
I know it's fictional and it's not real, but it really irks me that when they do the scene and the ml starts eating out the mc from the ass and the mc says it's dirty and the ml says it's ok, it's you, like, I keep thinking how nasty it is without cleaning your butthole, like, I CAN'T really do sex scenes knowing they didn't clean their butthole. Ever since I learned how people do anal the right way, I can never read BL the same, especially because they do it every day. I have this mental image that always pops up where the MC is shitting all over the bed and they keep doing it because they didn't do an enema, or I imagine the ML with shit all over his mouth, so I just skip those scenes, and it's worse when I know they do it every day and everywhere, like, c'mon men, or maybe I'm just a hygiene freak, but don't hate me.
I just tried out character ai for the first time today after deliberating if I should let myself get to that point-
But, I'm baffled at how zesty the characters can be it's so funny. Like how can I let myself get rizzed up by an ai-
It's making me delulu for real... even though the character I was msging is literally broken-
But, I'm curious ab other people's experiences w character ai
But, I'm baffled at how zesty the characters can be it's so funny. Like how can I let myself get rizzed up by an ai-
It's making me delulu for real... even though the character I was msging is literally broken-
But, I'm curious ab other people's experiences w character ai
My husband and i were talking about how there was an uptick of TikTok kids transitioning to tumblr, and it was obvious bc the TikTok users would censor some of the weirdest words like “sex” and what not… and the tumblr users were like “bro u can say fuck here”
But he referred to those tiktokers making that transition as…
“TikTok Immigrants”
I laughed for like 10 minutes straights bc i do not think those words should be combined in that way
What’s the funniest phrase youve ever heard?
But he referred to those tiktokers making that transition as…
“TikTok Immigrants”
I laughed for like 10 minutes straights bc i do not think those words should be combined in that way
What’s the funniest phrase youve ever heard?
You know those drugs that yaoi/hentai people use to turn their loved ones ON? More??? How do you feel about that? Mostly when they don't they know that it's in their drink?
these girls are insane so this one girl emily shes a old OLD friend shes toxic af and somethings just wrong w her.
after a year of not talking to her i decided to check up on that asshole and she tells me about how she "changed" yeah no. she got worse bc before she would use me a lot to mess w some innocent people around me and so i got stepped on a lot but she would act like a actual hoe and now shes dressing revealing and so she had invited me into a zoom so i invited some of my friends and she decided to try and look "sexy" and pucker her lips in front of the camera and all you could see was her lips on your screen its the kind of thing that would give you ptsd, and after that she stood up and pulled up her pants and DARED ask my friends "how old do i look" everyone said 15 to shut her up i also had gotten bored one day and asked emily what to draw and she sent me a pic of bakougo getting pounded. T T she also added me in a group chat w this stinky middle school girl who likes me and one of my WHO I THOUGH was my friend until i saw what he had been saying to them. emily asked him to send him (the kid who i thought was my friend) hentai like A LOT the stinky middle school girl wont stop guilt tripping me and being a whore and sending nudes to the guy in the gc and the guy.. ill name him ed but he asked the stinky middle school girl to send him nudes i found a boob pic from her in the gc and my therapist heard about that one. she also sent me a nude that he asked her to send to him but she also sent to me. the guy send dick pics to the gc to and said a whole bunch of weird stuff take note that he also likes me and the guy and the stinky middle school girls convo about me was so..weird-
-im gunna go take to my crush bye!
-whos your crush?
-kiki!
-back off shes mine
and i forgot the rest but it was so cringy for gods sake they messaged me like 8 year olds
emily told me shes like a thick Latino girl/hot Cheeto girl take note that shes white NO OFFENSE but when i asked her what she likes to wear she told me "goth slut emo girl" i started laughing so hard thinking it was a joke but no, no it was not ive never wanted to kill myself so badly from embarrassment man i was embarrassed for her- when she told me she got her phone taken away she said it was bc she was smoking weed
she gets so mad at me when i tell her shes to you not be doing that and talking about that and wanting to dress so exposed so now she labels me as her mom mf i dont want to be her mom i want to die ;; so im back to ignoring them their so funny to mess w bc their dumber than i am and that means that their IQ is 14 so i stayed for a bit longer watching them be so foolish LMFAO I WANNA KMS also their all 13 bc im older than them ive gotta keep a eye out on the but ive given up on them<3 mm pick my girls quite disgusting creatures but the reason on why i call the girl a stinky middle school girl is because she literally smells like pee mf not to mention but she had lied about being raped and a few other big things which she had admitted that she really needed the attention and wanted people to give her all of their attention but bc of that incident he brother was harmed and now emily is dating her brother
some might get mad at me for ranting about them- i just can feel it but i really needed this SJDNS SORRY
after a year of not talking to her i decided to check up on that asshole and she tells me about how she "changed" yeah no. she got worse bc before she would use me a lot to mess w some innocent people around me and so i got stepped on a lot but she would act like a actual hoe and now shes dressing revealing and so she had invited me into a zoom so i invited some of my friends and she decided to try and look "sexy" and pucker her lips in front of the camera and all you could see was her lips on your screen its the kind of thing that would give you ptsd, and after that she stood up and pulled up her pants and DARED ask my friends "how old do i look" everyone said 15 to shut her up i also had gotten bored one day and asked emily what to draw and she sent me a pic of bakougo getting pounded. T T she also added me in a group chat w this stinky middle school girl who likes me and one of my WHO I THOUGH was my friend until i saw what he had been saying to them. emily asked him to send him (the kid who i thought was my friend) hentai like A LOT the stinky middle school girl wont stop guilt tripping me and being a whore and sending nudes to the guy in the gc and the guy.. ill name him ed but he asked the stinky middle school girl to send him nudes i found a boob pic from her in the gc and my therapist heard about that one. she also sent me a nude that he asked her to send to him but she also sent to me. the guy send dick pics to the gc to and said a whole bunch of weird stuff take note that he also likes me and the guy and the stinky middle school girls convo about me was so..weird-
-im gunna go take to my crush bye!
-whos your crush?
-kiki!
-back off shes mine
and i forgot the rest but it was so cringy for gods sake they messaged me like 8 year olds
emily told me shes like a thick Latino girl/hot Cheeto girl take note that shes white NO OFFENSE but when i asked her what she likes to wear she told me "goth slut emo girl" i started laughing so hard thinking it was a joke but no, no it was not ive never wanted to kill myself so badly from embarrassment man i was embarrassed for her- when she told me she got her phone taken away she said it was bc she was smoking weed
she gets so mad at me when i tell her shes to you not be doing that and talking about that and wanting to dress so exposed so now she labels me as her mom mf i dont want to be her mom i want to die ;; so im back to ignoring them their so funny to mess w bc their dumber than i am and that means that their IQ is 14 so i stayed for a bit longer watching them be so foolish LMFAO I WANNA KMS also their all 13 bc im older than them ive gotta keep a eye out on the but ive given up on them<3 mm pick my girls quite disgusting creatures but the reason on why i call the girl a stinky middle school girl is because she literally smells like pee mf not to mention but she had lied about being raped and a few other big things which she had admitted that she really needed the attention and wanted people to give her all of their attention but bc of that incident he brother was harmed and now emily is dating her brother
some might get mad at me for ranting about them- i just can feel it but i really needed this SJDNS SORRY
My mom wants my 20 year old brother to marry our 9 year old cousin from my mom's side because she's "cute".....and he agreed. Like, im deadass serious.
A soggy old man walks into a barn. He's wet because of the rain and is searching for shelter. The barn is old and filthy, but the interior is dry enough to sleep in.
The man shuts the door and hears loud coughing behind him in the darkness. He turns around knowing that it's a person and walks as if a single movement would make enough noise to give away his movements.
However, contrary to his expectations, it's a dollar note coughing, ripped in shreds. His heart aches at the sight and howls. The man stops in his tracks to look at the dollar bill, wondering who ripped it up.
Yet, as he checks the whole barn for clues on who the culprit is, he sees a big hole on the floor. He peers down into the hole and notices what looks like a human heart, balling its eyes out.
His heartbeats in sync. Was it a curse from the barn? or an old fable taking its roots?
The man staggers back, taken from his daydreaming, after hearing a loud banging noise coming from the door he just shut. Upon opening he witnesses a familiar face, the visage of his long-gone wife, Maria.
The crystallization of pearls and swooning embers in her eyes give way for his beating heart. Yet, unaware, the hole keeps widening...
He begins to grow tears in his eyes, worried she would find out the secret he'd been keeping from her this whole time. The fact that he knows she is going to die, the fact he could've stopped it, but was too much of a coward to do so.
A weasel who solemnly gazed on through the window of loneliness. his dishonesty had turned him into a mere dollar bill who coughed up the cash. He hated all the solitude he had brought upon himself, but there is no going back now, it is almost too late for them anyway.
The man looks back at the doorway, to Maria, but there is nothing left of her except the end of her skirt which would soon fade away like the rest of her.
The hole opening up inside of him, the mere idea of being worth a dollar. The constant knocking of the door, "do u wanna build a family?".
He wanted to desperately have children, but the only woman he would ever love was disappearing in front of his blurred by tears vision.
He soon realizes he doesn't deserve children, or anything at all, he doesn't even deserve to be a dollar—as that was a horrible overestimation of the universe.
Yet, he feels he deserves to be alive. Maybe this barn wanted to tell him so as well... that if you ever get lost. You will find your way back home.
And as he walks home, he contemplates everything that has happened these past few moments.
Alas, he opens his eyes and in the bright white light, there stands Maria, holding her hand out to him, mouthing "Ready to go?"
Thank you for reading! We had fun writing this, so we hope you enjoyed it!
The man shuts the door and hears loud coughing behind him in the darkness. He turns around knowing that it's a person and walks as if a single movement would make enough noise to give away his movements.
However, contrary to his expectations, it's a dollar note coughing, ripped in shreds. His heart aches at the sight and howls. The man stops in his tracks to look at the dollar bill, wondering who ripped it up.
Yet, as he checks the whole barn for clues on who the culprit is, he sees a big hole on the floor. He peers down into the hole and notices what looks like a human heart, balling its eyes out.
His heartbeats in sync. Was it a curse from the barn? or an old fable taking its roots?
The man staggers back, taken from his daydreaming, after hearing a loud banging noise coming from the door he just shut. Upon opening he witnesses a familiar face, the visage of his long-gone wife, Maria.
The crystallization of pearls and swooning embers in her eyes give way for his beating heart. Yet, unaware, the hole keeps widening...
He begins to grow tears in his eyes, worried she would find out the secret he'd been keeping from her this whole time. The fact that he knows she is going to die, the fact he could've stopped it, but was too much of a coward to do so.
A weasel who solemnly gazed on through the window of loneliness. his dishonesty had turned him into a mere dollar bill who coughed up the cash. He hated all the solitude he had brought upon himself, but there is no going back now, it is almost too late for them anyway.
The man looks back at the doorway, to Maria, but there is nothing left of her except the end of her skirt which would soon fade away like the rest of her.
The hole opening up inside of him, the mere idea of being worth a dollar. The constant knocking of the door, "do u wanna build a family?".
He wanted to desperately have children, but the only woman he would ever love was disappearing in front of his blurred by tears vision.
He soon realizes he doesn't deserve children, or anything at all, he doesn't even deserve to be a dollar—as that was a horrible overestimation of the universe.
Yet, he feels he deserves to be alive. Maybe this barn wanted to tell him so as well... that if you ever get lost. You will find your way back home.
And as he walks home, he contemplates everything that has happened these past few moments.
Alas, he opens his eyes and in the bright white light, there stands Maria, holding her hand out to him, mouthing "Ready to go?"
Thank you for reading! We had fun writing this, so we hope you enjoyed it!
I just had a random burst of energy and i suddenly want to run around but its midnight
Like what are your biggest fears in life?
Mine are prolly a lot
- Losing the only loved one I have
- Losing any part of body or becoming disabled cuz of it forever
- Dying while taking a shit
- Dying in front of another person
- Losing internet and things related to it forever
And many along those lines :D what are yours??
Mine are prolly a lot
- Losing the only loved one I have
- Losing any part of body or becoming disabled cuz of it forever
- Dying while taking a shit
- Dying in front of another person
- Losing internet and things related to it forever
And many along those lines :D what are yours??
Have u tried clicking the Mangago logo right at the top?
Omg never thought the Mochi-like creature changes expression whenever u click it. he's so cuuuuute ~
Nvm me if i was just ignorant or late not knowing this thing ..
Just sharing. try it if u haven't known (≧∀≦)
Omg never thought the Mochi-like creature changes expression whenever u click it. he's so cuuuuute ~
Nvm me if i was just ignorant or late not knowing this thing ..
Just sharing. try it if u haven't known (≧∀≦)
Imma start it off by saying, I have no respect for people who comment UNWANTED SPOILERS with NO WARNINGS. Then there be people who do put warnings BUT NO DECENT AMOUNT OF SPACE BETWEEN THE WARNING AND THE ACTUAL SPOILER they a different breed