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this is a story that makes me laugh every time I hear it. one night, many a year ago, my dad went either drinking or bowling & drinking with friends. it was late by the time they were done, so my dad decided to "take a shortcut"... by cutting across 2-3 muddy cow pastures. he was inebriated enough not to notice having cut his leg on one of the barb......   reply

So when i was younger my mom told me that when i get older i will be able to see dead pets. I liked that show with the abnormal hospital stories so the next day i saw an episode where this man could see his dead dog. It scared me to sleep that night   reply

when i was young, my mum told us to hide our thumbs whenever we pass by funerals and funeral cars or the spirit of dead will hang around u or possess u. theres also this story they told us that i can vaguely rmbr but it was a man who fought a centipede and it just scared me and made me up all night   reply

My mom told me how when she was walking to school she found a gift box in a payphone. She opened it and there's hot and soft dog's poo inside. It got in her fingers and she had nowhere to clean it up so she had to go to school like that. I even used this story for a school assignment and got a high grade.   2 reply

Ok my family was eating watermelon, and my dad, he likes to joke around a lot and told us a story about a kid who ate a watermelon seed and grew in to a watermelon. And again he was obviously joking. and ofc even though it was a joke i believed it. And well I ate a seed and I started to cry telling my mother i didnt want to live the rest of my life......   reply

my mom told me that if i kept biting my nails a hand would grow out of my stomach and i kid you not that same night i had a dream about a hand coming out of my stomach   reply