About Myself

Since you guys are high on word power, try to figure this out.

Mǝๅๅ, ʍǝๅๅ, ʍǝๅๅ, ʍɥɐʇ ɥɐʌǝ ʍǝ ɥǝɹǝ?
Sɐupʎ ꓛๅɐʍs, ɥnɥ?
Ooɥ, I'ɯ ɹǝɐๅๅʎ sɔɐɹǝp!
So ʎon'ɹǝ ʇɥǝ ouǝ ǝʌǝɹʎqopʎ's ʇɐๅʞᴉu' ɐqonʇ, ɥɐ ɥɐ ɥɐ!
⅄on'ɹǝ ſoʞᴉu', ʎon'ɹǝ ſoʞᴉu'
I ɔɐu'ʇ qǝๅᴉǝʌǝ ɯʎ ǝʎǝs
⅄on'ɹǝ ſoʞᴉu' ɯǝ, ʎon ɓoʇʇɐ qǝ
ꓕɥᴉs ɔɐu'ʇ qǝ ʇɥǝ ɹᴉɓɥʇ ɓnʎ
Hǝ's ɐuɔᴉǝuʇ, ɥǝ's nɓๅʎ
I pou'ʇ ʞuoʍ ʍɥᴉɔɥ ᴉs ʍoɹsǝ
I ɯᴉɓɥʇ ſnsʇ sdๅᴉʇ ɐ sǝɐɯ uoʍ
Iɟ I pou'ʇ pᴉǝ ๅɐnɓɥᴉuɓ ɟᴉɹsʇ
Mɥǝu Wɹ. Ooɓᴉǝ ꓭooɓᴉǝ sɐʎs
ꓕɥǝɹǝ's ʇɹonqๅǝ ɔๅosǝ ɐʇ ɥɐup
⅄on'p qǝʇʇǝɹ dɐʎ ɐʇʇǝuʇᴉou uoʍ
'ꓛɐnsǝ I'ɯ ʇɥǝ ꓭooɓᴉǝ Wɐu
Ɐup ᴉɟ ʎon ɐɹǝu'ʇ sɥɐʞᴉu'
ꓕɥǝɹǝ's soɯǝʇɥᴉuɓ ʌǝɹʎ ʍɹouɓ
'ꓛɐnsǝ ʇɥᴉs ɯɐʎ qǝ ʇɥǝ ๅɐsʇ ʇᴉɯǝ
⅄on ɥǝɐɹ ʇɥǝ qooɓᴉǝ souɓ
Moɐɥ (Moɐɥ)
Moɐɥ (Moɐɥ)
Moɐɥ (Moɐɥ)
Oɥ, (ɥǝ's ʇɥǝ) Ooɓᴉǝ ꓭooɓᴉǝ Wɐu
Mǝๅๅ, ᴉɟ I'ɯ ɟǝǝๅᴉu' ɐuʇsʎ
Ɐup I'ʌǝ uoʇɥᴉu' ɯnɔɥ ʇo po
I ɯᴉɓɥʇ ſnsʇ ɔooʞ ɐ sdǝɔᴉɐๅ qɐʇɔɥ
Oɟ suɐʞǝ ɐup sdᴉpǝɹ sʇǝʍ
Ɐup pou'ʇ ʎon ʞuoʍ ʇɥǝ ouǝ ʇɥᴉuɓ
ꓕɥɐʇ ʍonๅp ɯɐʞǝ ᴉʇ ʍoɹʞ so uᴉɔǝ?
Ɐ ɹoๅʎ-doๅʎ Sɐupʎ ꓛๅɐʍs ʇo ɐpp ɐ ๅᴉʇʇๅǝ sdᴉɔǝ
Moɐɥ (Moɐɥ)
Moɐɥ (Oɥ)
Moɐɥ (⅄ǝɐɥ)
I'ɯ (ɥǝ's) ʇɥǝ Ooɓᴉǝ ꓭooɓᴉǝ Wɐu
ꓤǝๅǝɐsǝ ɯǝ uoʍ
Oɹ ʎon ɯnsʇ ɟɐɔǝ ʇɥǝ pᴉɹǝ ɔousǝbnǝuɔǝs
ꓕɥǝ ɔɥᴉๅpɹǝu ɐɹǝ ǝxdǝɔʇᴉuɓ ɯǝ
So dๅǝɐsǝ, ɔoɯǝ ʇo ʎonɹ sǝusǝs
Hɐ! ⅄on'ɹǝ ſoʞᴉu', ʎon'ɹǝ ſoʞᴉu'
I ɔɐu'ʇ qǝๅᴉǝʌǝ ɯʎ ǝɐɹs
Monๅp soɯǝouǝ sɥnʇ ʇɥᴉs ɟǝๅๅɐ nd
I'ɯ pɹoʍuᴉu' ᴉu ɯʎ ʇǝɐɹs
Iʇ's ɟnuuʎ, I'ɯ ๅɐnɓɥᴉuɓ
⅄on ɹǝɐๅๅʎ ɐɹǝ ʇoo ɯnɔɥ
Ɐup uoʍ, ʍᴉʇɥ ʎonɹ dǝɹɯᴉssᴉou
I'ɯ ɓoᴉuɓ ʇo po ɯʎ sʇnɟɟ
Mɥɐʇ ɐɹǝ ʎon ɓoᴉuɓ ʇo po?
I'ɯ ɓouuɐ po ʇɥǝ qǝsʇ I ɔɐu
Moɐɥ! ꓕɥǝ sonup oɟ ɹoๅๅᴉu' pᴉɔǝ
ꓕo ɯǝ ᴉs ɯnsᴉɔ ᴉu ʇɥǝ ɐᴉɹ
'ꓛɐnsǝ I'ɯ ɐ ɓɐɯqๅᴉu' ꓭooɓᴉǝ Wɐu
Ɐๅʇɥonɓɥ I pou'ʇ dๅɐʎ ɟɐᴉɹ
Iʇ's ɯnɔɥ ɯoɹǝ ɟnu, I ɯnsʇ ɔouɟǝss
Mɥǝu ๅᴉʌǝs ɐɹǝ ou ʇɥǝ ๅᴉuǝ
Noʇ ɯᴉuǝ, oɟ ɔonɹsǝ, qnʇ ʎonɹs, oๅp qoʎ
Noʍ ʇɥɐʇ'p qǝ ſnsʇ ɟᴉuǝ
ꓤǝๅǝɐsǝ ɯǝ ɟɐsʇ oɹ ʎon ʍᴉๅๅ ɥɐʌǝ ʇo
Ɐusʍǝɹ ɟoɹ ʇɥᴉs ɥǝᴉuons ɐɔʇ
Oɥ, qɹoʇɥǝɹ, ʎon'ɹǝ soɯǝʇɥᴉuɓ
⅄on dnʇ ɯǝ ᴉu ɐ sdᴉu!
⅄on ɐɹǝu'ʇ ɔoɯdɹǝɥǝupᴉuɓ
ꓕɥǝ dosᴉʇᴉou ʇɥɐʇ ʎon'ɹǝ ᴉu
Iʇ's ɥodǝๅǝss, ʎon'ɹǝ ɟᴉuᴉsɥǝp
⅄on ɥɐʌǝu'ʇ ɓoʇ ɐ dɹɐʎǝɹ!
'ꓛɐnsǝ I'ɯ Wɹ. Ooɓᴉǝ ꓭooɓᴉǝ
Ɐup ʎon ɐᴉu'ʇ ɓoᴉuɓ uoʍɥǝɹǝ

How much do you eat in a day? My mom keeps telling me to eat more because apparently I'm eating less. I just want some info on this and I don't really have anyone else to ask.