SO BASICALLY, i was sitting with my guy bf outside at night on a bench right (mind you, we were at a party) . And i was talking a lot and i said “why don’t you start the conversation?” and he was like “About what?” So i said “well what do you want to talk about?”. AND THEN HE WENT SILENT AND WAS STARING AT ME, AND I WAS STARING BACK. AND HE KINDA MOVED CLOSER AND I DID, AND IT WAS JUST AN AWKWARD SILENCE AND THEN WE WENT INSIDE. HELP ME RANDOM STRANGERS ON MANGAGO, I SUMMON YOU ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ
A disclaimer, this entire series is satire. It's not meant to be good LMAO, it's meant to be badly written on purpose. This is a request from someone who wants more stories about the guy with big balls.
SCENARIO
So back to the nightclub. The idol who's balls are as big as the sun confesses that he also dances in this club for extra bucks occasionally so he is even more embarrassed that you've noticed him in the club. As you talk he confesses that not getting laid for 10 years has meant he's very nervous about dating. He says this whilst having his first fizzy drink in 12 years, and confesses his career as an idol is due to end very soon.
A few months later, he is officially resigned as an idol, and as a 30 year old guy who is a great dancer but struggles to work, he finds a job as a pole dancer (sometimes stripping) in nightclubs to keep his head afloat. When you go to DA CLUB and find him there on the pole by surprise, his galaxy-sized nuts swinging around the pole, he is very embarrassed to see you.
After his dance he goes up to you and says "... we keep on running into one another. not many people even remember that i was an idol once." he looks very sad about it all. "I just wish i had some friends. some supporters. even my coworkers in DA CLUB are nervous around me, saying i seem too 'amazing' and that."
The ex idol seems very depressed and sad, yet is happy he can at least talk to you.
The next day you randomly save him for when his shipping spills out of his hands thanks to his big shlong being in the way; and after a while, he thinks 'maybe this person could be someone to get closer to!' Grateful for all your help, he asks if you'd like to join him sometime. What will you say to him?
SCENARIO
So back to the nightclub. The idol who's balls are as big as the sun confesses that he also dances in this club for extra bucks occasionally so he is even more embarrassed that you've noticed him in the club. As you talk he confesses that not getting laid for 10 years has meant he's very nervous about dating. He says this whilst having his first fizzy drink in 12 years, and confesses his career as an idol is due to end very soon.
A few months later, he is officially resigned as an idol, and as a 30 year old guy who is a great dancer but struggles to work, he finds a job as a pole dancer (sometimes stripping) in nightclubs to keep his head afloat. When you go to DA CLUB and find him there on the pole by surprise, his galaxy-sized nuts swinging around the pole, he is very embarrassed to see you.
After his dance he goes up to you and says "... we keep on running into one another. not many people even remember that i was an idol once." he looks very sad about it all. "I just wish i had some friends. some supporters. even my coworkers in DA CLUB are nervous around me, saying i seem too 'amazing' and that."
The ex idol seems very depressed and sad, yet is happy he can at least talk to you.
The next day you randomly save him for when his shipping spills out of his hands thanks to his big shlong being in the way; and after a while, he thinks 'maybe this person could be someone to get closer to!' Grateful for all your help, he asks if you'd like to join him sometime. What will you say to him?
(this is not inrl btw just like a choose your own adventure, this one is romance themed tho). There is somebody you like, but don't speak to much. Whenever you both hang out, you have a lot of fun- but they always seem weighed down by other issues in private. Truth is, they actually have feelings for you too- but even though you both feel the same way deep down- it feels like there is a barrier.
One day, you're all on a trip to the beach and they're really warm and kind, and their affection is really clear to see- but none of you raise the topic. Although you both feel so safe and happy together, they randomly leave mid beach trip- leaving you and the group confused af
Hours pass but there's no reply from them and nobody can find their ass anywhere! So you look for them, retracing from the direction they left in. As you do the sea begins to glow, and a radiant light surrounds you- and then you see them. In the distance, they're glowing with divine robes wrapped around their body- and also sipping on a morsel of blood from a human they've charmed?!!
When you rush to ask them wtf is going on, they say
"I'm sorry. I sometimes have to charm humans and sip their blood... That's why i left mid meeting. I have feelings for you... but if I sip the blood of the one i love, then we'll be bound into a contract where I can only sip ur blood forever. I don't want you to go through that bs."
What would you say or do?
One day, you're all on a trip to the beach and they're really warm and kind, and their affection is really clear to see- but none of you raise the topic. Although you both feel so safe and happy together, they randomly leave mid beach trip- leaving you and the group confused af
Hours pass but there's no reply from them and nobody can find their ass anywhere! So you look for them, retracing from the direction they left in. As you do the sea begins to glow, and a radiant light surrounds you- and then you see them. In the distance, they're glowing with divine robes wrapped around their body- and also sipping on a morsel of blood from a human they've charmed?!!
When you rush to ask them wtf is going on, they say
"I'm sorry. I sometimes have to charm humans and sip their blood... That's why i left mid meeting. I have feelings for you... but if I sip the blood of the one i love, then we'll be bound into a contract where I can only sip ur blood forever. I don't want you to go through that bs."
What would you say or do?
ok so this is a scenario where you're an adult (18+!). you go to a dance club where there's many cool dancers. some doing the sexy dances, many crowding the dancefloor, and some just hanging out at the back and relaxing. a guy accidentally bumps into you and he has a massive bulge in his crotch, and is wearing a revealing outfit. his balls are as huge as the sun. anyway this guy says 'oh im so sorry' and you're like 'i recognise this guy!' basically he's like an idol (again) but you caught him in DA CLUB! he realises that you recognise him and his big shlong from tv and he's like:
"please don't tell anybody, i'm just here to have a good time in private. i haven't gotten laid in 10 years thanks to the strict rules of my career. i havent even been allowed to drink fizzy drinks and when i go to idol afterparties we all just stand around in silence to avoid any scandals coming out."
He looks desperate for you to keep his secret, what would you do?
"please don't tell anybody, i'm just here to have a good time in private. i haven't gotten laid in 10 years thanks to the strict rules of my career. i havent even been allowed to drink fizzy drinks and when i go to idol afterparties we all just stand around in silence to avoid any scandals coming out."
He looks desperate for you to keep his secret, what would you do?
Okay, so imagine you're in some college, and just enjoying your regular day to day (or drowning under essays idk) and then this extremely handsome beautiful ikemen guy who people are obsessed with, but he has a bit of a dodgy reputation. Basically, he's a smart guy but also is known for his 100000 flings, and getting in fistfights all the time (which can be seen as kinda real during this living crisis), despite being popular, he also has no friends because he will often vent and overshare things with no filter, sadly because nobody has really told him much. They just go 'wow u seggsy' and well... Leave him once they're done enjoying this chaotic guy.
He walks up to you and says "damn your skibbidi rizz gyatt is perfect will you help me with my college project. the nearby cafeteria would be nice to meet up in" and he winks and you 69 times just to seal the deal.
What'd you do?
He walks up to you and says "damn your skibbidi rizz gyatt is perfect will you help me with my college project. the nearby cafeteria would be nice to meet up in" and he winks and you 69 times just to seal the deal.
What'd you do?
What trend/hobby/media/whatever did you hop on only because everybody else was doing it? When I was young, I tried to convince myself that I was a Justin Bieber fan because everyone else was one and I thought I was missing out. Turns out I was missing nothing (no offense to beliebers.)
I don't understand why does everyone i talk to think i'm short? like i'm a girl and 5'7 and for my age i think that's pretty good ? ╥_╥
Say it. Say the most controversial take you can think of for manhwas that a lot of people love.
I was with my family at the mall and my brother was holding the table and chairs down while I went to get my food. I came back and just as I was about to grab the chair and sit down some other lady swiped it from me (I don't think she saw me). I'm conflict/confrontation avoidant as hell so just said 'welp' and got myself another chair that was like a couple feet away.
And so, I'm curious what would y'all do if that happened to you?
And so, I'm curious what would y'all do if that happened to you?
so i go through a phase of liking different tagged books, from rivals to deliquents, to secret relationships, to single parent. the list goes on.
but i really want a best friends sibling type manga/manhwa/manhua.
but i cant seem to find any at.
idc if its straight gay or lesbian. ╥﹏╥
but i really want a best friends sibling type manga/manhwa/manhua.
but i cant seem to find any at.
idc if its straight gay or lesbian. ╥﹏╥
I can't seem to find good romance animes recently. Anyone have some good ones or underrated ones?
I don't mean thins like 'Pedos should die' or 'Misonogy is BAD' I really want to see things that you know is a hot take, and will get heat for it~
War
War
Say your red flags or "weird" traits and let people rate you from that, if they want to Idk I'm bored.
My ass keeps making those fucking meme formats where the actual joke is at the top and the photo is at the bottom AND I KEEP DOING THAT WITH MY BABY PICS AHHH. It's almost at the point where I'll have a whole collection of them and be doing them in school as well. Let me show you some of my favorites.
I personally don't mind if people are >10 minutes late to an event/outing that I planned. If its just the two of us, they dont even have to let me know that they are running late until its been over 10 minutes! But after that I think a text or call from them is necesary and then I dont even mind waiting 20 minutes more bc i know they are on their way and I can find things to do to pass the time. If they're gonna be 1 hour late though... yeah we should reschedule lmaooo.
I think things like house parties and casual hangouts are more flexible. Like if my friend invited me over to their place to hang out at 5 ish, im probably not gonna be there until 5:30 bc why do i have to be there at 5 exactly?? you werent doing anything before i came and its the same for after I leave. Why are you making it seem like i made an appointment to hang out with you?? I honeslty wouldnt care if they showed up at 7, but just as long as they let me know iff they ARENT coming
Im pretty sure i have time blindless but I always do my best to be no more than 10 minutes late to an event and my freinds are very aware of this, so its not really and issue. and maybe its bc im chronically late that i dont mind waiting for other people.
I think things like house parties and casual hangouts are more flexible. Like if my friend invited me over to their place to hang out at 5 ish, im probably not gonna be there until 5:30 bc why do i have to be there at 5 exactly?? you werent doing anything before i came and its the same for after I leave. Why are you making it seem like i made an appointment to hang out with you?? I honeslty wouldnt care if they showed up at 7, but just as long as they let me know iff they ARENT coming
Im pretty sure i have time blindless but I always do my best to be no more than 10 minutes late to an event and my freinds are very aware of this, so its not really and issue. and maybe its bc im chronically late that i dont mind waiting for other people.