SO BASICALLY, i was sitting with my guy bf outside at night on a bench right (mind you, we were at a party) . And i was talking a lot and i said “why don’t you start the conversation?” and he was like “About what?” So i said “well what do you want to talk about?”. AND THEN HE WENT SILENT AND WAS STARING AT ME, AND I WAS STARING BACK. AND HE KINDA MOVED CLOSER AND I DID, AND IT WAS JUST AN AWKWARD SILENCE AND THEN WE WENT INSIDE. HELP ME RANDOM STRANGERS ON MANGAGO, I SUMMON YOU ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ
"I hope your balls explode" I say as I whisper in his ear as I pill away from him, smirking "youd probably look even prettier than you do now purr~~~" I say with a wink "Let us go to a... special place, after all you must have big balls to ask out a man like me.. heh oh wait you do~"
Satire btw guys this is satire don't take this out of context ...... 1 reply
proceeds to sing:
I saved every letter you wrote me
From the moment I read them, I knew you were mine
You said you were mine
I thought you were mine
Do you know what Angelica said
When we saw your first letter arrive?
She said, "Be careful with that one, love
He will do what it takes to survive"
You and your words flooded my senses
Your sentences l...... 1 reply
Manga Scenario (this one was a request)
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A disclaimer, this entire series is satire. It's not meant to be good LMAO, it's meant to be badly written on purpose. This is a request from someone who wants more stories about the guy with big balls.
SCENARIO
So back to the nightclub. The idol who's balls are as big as the sun confesses that he also dances in this club for extra bucks occasionally so he is even more embarrassed that you've noticed him in the club. As you talk he confesses that not getting laid for 10 years has meant he's very nervous about dating. He says this whilst having his first fizzy drink in 12 years, and confesses his career as an idol is due to end very soon.
A few months later, he is officially resigned as an idol, and as a 30 year old guy who is a great dancer but struggles to work, he finds a job as a pole dancer (sometimes stripping) in nightclubs to keep his head afloat. When you go to DA CLUB and find him there on the pole by surprise, his galaxy-sized nuts swinging around the pole, he is very embarrassed to see you.
After his dance he goes up to you and says "... we keep on running into one another. not many people even remember that i was an idol once." he looks very sad about it all. "I just wish i had some friends. some supporters. even my coworkers in DA CLUB are nervous around me, saying i seem too 'amazing' and that."
The ex idol seems very depressed and sad, yet is happy he can at least talk to you.
The next day you randomly save him for when his shipping spills out of his hands thanks to his big shlong being in the way; and after a while, he thinks 'maybe this person could be someone to get closer to!' Grateful for all your help, he asks if you'd like to join him sometime. What will you say to him?
SCENARIO
So back to the nightclub. The idol who's balls are as big as the sun confesses that he also dances in this club for extra bucks occasionally so he is even more embarrassed that you've noticed him in the club. As you talk he confesses that not getting laid for 10 years has meant he's very nervous about dating. He says this whilst having his first fizzy drink in 12 years, and confesses his career as an idol is due to end very soon.
A few months later, he is officially resigned as an idol, and as a 30 year old guy who is a great dancer but struggles to work, he finds a job as a pole dancer (sometimes stripping) in nightclubs to keep his head afloat. When you go to DA CLUB and find him there on the pole by surprise, his galaxy-sized nuts swinging around the pole, he is very embarrassed to see you.
After his dance he goes up to you and says "... we keep on running into one another. not many people even remember that i was an idol once." he looks very sad about it all. "I just wish i had some friends. some supporters. even my coworkers in DA CLUB are nervous around me, saying i seem too 'amazing' and that."
The ex idol seems very depressed and sad, yet is happy he can at least talk to you.
The next day you randomly save him for when his shipping spills out of his hands thanks to his big shlong being in the way; and after a while, he thinks 'maybe this person could be someone to get closer to!' Grateful for all your help, he asks if you'd like to join him sometime. What will you say to him?
Manga Scenario (True Love)
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Manga Scenario (True Love)
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Good on ya for practicing your writing, but I'm tapping out. The cringe is killing me. 1 reply
Manga Scenario
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......Drop a MENTOS is in his glass and give him the FiZziEsT drink hes ever had, then sit on his face til sun comes uP :))~
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Manga Scenario (True Love)
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