All questions about miserably failed

i'm hella late for the naruto train but um
i started watching it like 2 days ago and i just finished the episode where zabuza says goodbye to haku and then dies

i liked haku and zabuza more than naruto and sasuke

how do i stop crying
also sakura sucks ass she didn't even do anything but cry about sasuke

what do you do

Any joke is fine.

Give me your hottest take. The spicier the better.

Just genuinely curious, what did u miserably failed at that got u embarrassed as hell or maybe just disappointed or made u wanna die. Could be studies, friendship, life, etc...