Miserably Failed

IDFC if the bird's can't understand me. Are you a bird who can confirm that? Probably not. I WILL TELL IT TO SHUT UP IF I WANT TO.   reply

the last ten minutes of my life While walking In the darkness I then proceeded to slam my good knee into the corner of my flat screen tv   1 reply

Math!! Math is hard!!!   reply

i 1v1 my brother, i brag about my pro gamer skill, i lose.   reply

25 :) iykyk   1 reply

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician were sitting outside in front of a cafe having coffee. While they talked they saw two people enter the building across from them. Later, three people came out. The physicist said, "We must have miscounted." The biologist said, "They must have reproduced." And the mathematician said, " If one more p......   2 reply