What The Heck Is Wrong With Me

Lemme join you. I have this uncle who works under my father and lives free with his family in the workplace, we even pay his electricity and water bills, one day he got so pissed off (long story short, his wife worked for us for a few months to take care of my grandma but we fired her because she didn't show up for a week when she said she's going ......   reply
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14 10,2020
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14 10,2020
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14 10,2020
adilene
14 10,2020
lemme share some dirt on my family too so a few months ago we (my family) learned that my uncle who lives in Texas is bipolar. He had a bipolar episode and started talking shit about all of the family (including me, even though I have never met him) while on a call with my grandma. She fainted and my aunt had to take her to the emergency room. I o......   1 reply
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14 10,2020
mika ♡
14 10,2020
ok ok i need to gossip abt my fam cause god i have so much dirt on them and i ve probs over shared here to much, anyway on with the drama.

it starts w/ my mom, her father was a dead beat after she turned seven and y’know just walked out of her life. we rlly don’t know what happened after that so he’s just out there. fast forward to when my moms 24 and scrolling fb and sees a post say ‘here’s my name blah blah also here’s my number’ and mom doesn’t think much abt until she sees the person last name. so my mom is like low key kinda sus abt this person and if their related, so she clicks on their profile. she’s scrolling through and is like ‘oh sh|t i think i found my long lost half sister’ and calls the number. the possible sisters mom picks up and is like ‘who r u?’ and my moms like ‘your (possible) half daughter’. so then they talk 4 a lil bit then possible half sis mom is like ‘well ima tell my daughter abt this and sees if she wants to call u’ my moms like ‘mk sound fun, lmk if she wanna call’
next day my mom gets a call from possible half sis and she’s like ‘hello (mom name) it’s (her name) uh we might actually be half sis’ they talk 4 a lil and decided to do a dna test and guess what? (lol u probs know already but whatevs) they’re related! yay!!

i’ll update when i get more drama abt this cause trust me THERES MOREEE. also should i spill abt the great grand parents cause jesus there’s like 7 suitcases needing to be unpacked about it.
14 10,2020
but was it bulging tho? and if it was-   4 reply
14 10,2020
Um and i thought my deku x mickey fanfic was bad...   10 reply
14 10,2020
i read the title as your bro had multiple dicks   reply
14 10,2020

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