Stuff That Makes You Facepalm

I'm very bad at recognizing people when I meet them, like sometimes they even tell me who they are because they realize I don't recognize them, but still even tho I know that person exists and I've met them before, I can't remember their face and associate it with a name. This makes me feel very awful, because I don't want to offend people, but I t......   reply
27 11,2020
Hmmm the one thing i'm really bad at is remembering shit. Like, I have some piece of info in my head then poof! It goes somewhere else the next 10 seconds or so. The more disappointing thing is that I always remember shit I don't even need to remember, like what the brand of black ball point pen I had 7 years ago was. Like tf? Brain, please remembe......   reply
27 11,2020
It’s the name thing for me. But I think that’s because I talk to too many people that they all start to mesh together for me. Or maybe I’m just making excuses for myself. Idk.   reply
27 11,2020
first of all girl if i were ur friend i would be so offended ahshdsh i hate when people forget my name ╥﹏╥ anwyays for me i cant do things slowly like literally im not even able to take my time on important tasks, i realized that not too long ago but ive always been told by my teachers and my parents that i rushed everything and was too care......   1 reply
27 11,2020
Sapphirus
27 11,2020
I'm sorry but wtf am I trying to say I hate it when auto correct changed my words. I sound dumb as fuck. It hurts to read that. Ugh. i meant of instead of if but I hope you get the message.   reply
27 11,2020
Sapphirus
27 11,2020
Ml proceeds to take jacket, sweater, hoodie, coat or anything thing else and wraps it around the main character.

Wtf, no. Bitch they are not going to catch a fucking cold . 1 it's not raining. 2 it's not snowing. 3 it's not even winter or fall. 4 it's really not cold. 5 they have a fucking immune system how are they gonna get a damn cold for being out side at night with out a sweater if some sort for just like 5 minutes to an hour. Bitch there are people going out in tank tops and booty shorts in the snow and not getting sick. I mean now that's something to give you a cold and frost bite too but not a fucking breeze if fresh cool air. They needs stop. Stop it. No one is gonna get a cold and they didn't even ask for your sweater anyway damn.



If you read this far thank you for tolorating my little vent about the whole "your gonna catch a cold" trop how about you tell me a trop that's utterly annoying to you? I'll makes sure to go through them all cause I'm a bored person.
27 11,2020
Well, for me it's remembering birthdays HAHAHA. It's so bad that I don't even remember my parents' birthdays (well I DO remember my sibling's bday tho cuz it's only days apart from mine) ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭   1 reply
29 04,2020
I was chatting with my friend and she wrote arepas, arepa is a Venezuelan food right, but her speech check out are-putas and it means literally are-whores. I laughed so hard and then my dad called me to do the dinner right. And I asked him if I should do arepas but I don't know why I couldn't stop saying areputas and I were like 2 minutes trying to......   reply
18 07,2017
* firstly, i suck at remembering names

when i first entered uni, it took me 5 months to actually memorize the surnames of my friends even though it was blatantly there at all times since it is pinned on the left side of our uniforms ( surnames are what we normally use to call each other at school since it has a military system )
and that isn't even my final form . . . it took me 4 years just to know their first names ( ̄∇ ̄")
for that 4 years i was basically with them everyday . . . we hang out after class . . . i sleepover at their houses . . . i even know the story of their life but i couldn't memorize their names (╯°Д °)╯╧╧

also my bestfriend, in the 6 years of our friendship i forgot his name (⊙…⊙ )
ah wait, wait, in my defense i got so used to calling him ' best ' that i forgot what his real name is * facepalm *

but i must say that i'm definitely talented since they never noticed it so i applaud myself for that (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
12 10,2016

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