Stuff That Makes You Facepalm

I got beat up by a kindergartener when I was in 1st grade on the bus and started crying. At least my friends were trying to cheer me up, they told the bus driver. Bus driver stopped the bus to come see me. Everyone on the bus found I got beat up but a little kid who was 2 years younger than me.   3 reply

when i was 6, i had problems using the bathroom on time. so one day, i was at a hotel pool and i was playing for a while. then i realized that i needed to poo, but i decided to finish my game of water tag. when i could barely hold it in, i ran out of the pool and to the nearest bathroom. i tried to open the door but it was locked. i stood there fo......   1 reply

Imagine being an eight year old getting caught humping a body pillow by your mom ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~   1 reply

fucking farted in front of my entire class in 8th grade during gym while I was attempting to do sit ups. I even tried to act innocent adkfjkjkejfkjefljadf also is anyone interested in dming me so i can tell u my address so u can kidnap me and then throw me off a bridge thanks (╯°Д °)╯╧╧ ╥﹏╥ ┗( T﹏T )┛   1 reply

It was Christmas carnaval in middle school and I had to read a lot of text in front of whole school due to my class play. I was really confident and I thought that I'm more ready than others. When I started read text, I read one line two times and messed up the play. Everyone in my class was confused. Then, when we finally could continue, I made mi......   reply

I got caught reading bj Alex sex scenes in the middle of class by my crush and accedentally yelled "Oh daddy" because I was suprised   4 reply