Stuff That Makes You Facepalm

when i was 6, i had problems using the bathroom on time. so one day, i was at a hotel pool and i was playing for a while. then i realized that i needed to poo, but i decided to finish my game of water tag. when i could barely hold it in, i ran out of the pool and to the nearest bathroom. i tried to open the door but it was locked. i stood there fo......   1 reply

Imagine being an eight year old getting caught humping a body pillow by your mom ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~   1 reply

fucking farted in front of my entire class in 8th grade during gym while I was attempting to do sit ups. I even tried to act innocent adkfjkjkejfkjefljadf also is anyone interested in dming me so i can tell u my address so u can kidnap me and then throw me off a bridge thanks (╯°Д °)╯╧╧ ╥﹏╥ ┗( T﹏T )┛   1 reply

It was Christmas carnaval in middle school and I had to read a lot of text in front of whole school due to my class play. I was really confident and I thought that I'm more ready than others. When I started read text, I read one line two times and messed up the play. Everyone in my class was confused. Then, when we finally could continue, I made mi......   reply

I got caught reading bj Alex sex scenes in the middle of class by my crush and accedentally yelled "Oh daddy" because I was suprised   4 reply

I told mine to stop flirting with other cats but what she do? come home fckin pregnant FOR THE 3RD FCKING TIME /It's a stray cat so technically they're not ours, we just feed them/   1 reply