Stuff That Makes You Facepalm

my mom went through my search history in fifth grade ..she found me looking up stuff like “what does s&m mean” “게이 섹스” (if u can speak korean pls ignore that.), etc, etc. AND SHE ALSO FOUND A VIDEO OF ME DOING A RUSSIAN ACCENT AND CUSSING WHILE TALKING ABOUT 게이 섹스 IT WAS HUMILIATING PLS.   2 reply

"u all look the same to me" im asian   reply

I'm srsly so bad at remembering names , I keep forgetting like if I call out to someone I'll just freeze and have an internal monologue on what's their name and then I'll just proceed to call them whatever shit comes in mind like my friend's name is joshua but I sometimes call him joseph. I'm also shit at remembering birthdays but I remember random......   reply

Yes. My cat is an indoor and outdoor cat but she mostly hangs out, outside more, and comes home at night. I ask her “where’s she been all day,” “why does she always come home so late,” and “Why does she go out so much,” and “she parties too much.”   1 reply

Some dude was being rascist and called me a terrorist and the next day he came to school with a broken leg :)   reply

This was during winter when all the snow had melted but it was still cold. In fifth grade during recess, a girl who wasn’t good at monkey bars decided to try and attempt them. The monkey bars where about 4 feet long. She got stuck on the monkey bars around halfway through. She couldn’t even jump down because there was a giant puddle with freezi......   reply

No, apparently I can’t talk to things I burnt in my stove.   2 reply

Curblessed   reply

Going to a fcking school   reply