Watch Yaoi With Your Parents

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Okay so this bitch Sarah over here lying one me so i wanted to make one thing clear...
1. I never fucked my bestfriend after he turned into a girl at the beach.
2. I never made my fuck buddy wear ropes and vibrater under a trench coat while walking in a park.
3. I never forced a painter to draw me fucking the whole neighborhood at night.
4. I never stuck pens in my kidnap victim's ass.
5. I never broke my stalker's ankles in my basement.
6. I never married an stubborn recessive ass omega.
7. I never fucked my employee after he accidently sent me the wrong message.
8. I never had sexual thoughts/ nor did things to my 14 year old adopted brother
9.never got caught jerking off to my teacher as he "slept".
10. Never had an app force me to fuck my bestfriend.
11. Never got Kidnapped because a kid called me his mom.
12. I Never shot pearls out my dicc.
13. I never lied and told to girls i was gay and dating my bestfriend.
14. I never dated a hooker named momo.
15. Never liked a super ugly guy.
16. and I didn't sleep with a painter i rescued from a burning house.