Real Life Problems

when live gives you lemons, make it holy by squeezing the hell out of it. LMAO SKZJSKXJSK   reply

"The best way to get close to a man is through his wife. If a person prove to be the best way to get through someone powerful, they indeed are a perfect wife" "Gentleman's quote is a gentleman's word" "Even if you throw a safe from the highest point of the world's tallest skyscraper, it will break open and if its lucky, the safe may suffer damage......   reply

"When in doubt, make it a multiple choice question."   reply

my mother once told me: if you have to be a whore, you have to be for millions of dollars sorry if it is incorrect but i can't write in english   reply

If you want something done wrong, do it yourself! (●'◡'●)ﾉ   reply