Stupidest Thing Everdone

Too many...but probably when I told my teacher I got drunk in front of the whole class because I wanted to be cool and she was going to call the police so I cried the whole day and I still haven't told my parents. They forgot to in the end and I never actually got drunk, not to mention here you are allowed to drink with your parents permission in y......   reply

I love animals and when I was little I went to my farm. I found a dog that’s was infested with ticks and fleas of course I didn’t know what that was and I just had thought it was a different type of dog with friends. My dad told me to not touch it I didn’t but late at night I went out to look for it and I found it . I grabbed it and I took it......   1 reply

In high school I goad my bike in an ice storm. In short shorts and a tank top. I was doing good, almost made it a block before I lost controll and slid across the ice on my but. My dad herd me yell "COLD!!!" and was not happy to see what I was up to. It had been on a dare from my boyfriend at the time.   reply

Managed to get out of my garage and hit the innocent, just chilling there neighbor’s car. Stopped in front of his own garage.   reply

Did many stupid things but I'll only tell some silly things I did that I remembered just now lol. Put eggs in the microwave... you can imagine. Tried jumping in a pair of pants while they were held by my friend (sorry don't know if this thing has an actual name), ending up hurting my friend and myself of course lmao. When I was little I made a litt......   reply

when i got my first bow & arrows i was so exited to try it out so i secretly shot 2 arrows at home my dumbass thought that using a cardboard box was enough to stop the arrow i ended up puting holes in the wall... filled the hole with gumm & toothpaste put a ugly diy painting over it and never told anyone now the painting's gone and every time i......   1 reply

I remember back when I was 11 years old, my mother had already let me travel to school alone so I was stupid, I always had a sense of urgency so, school starts at 7:30 and my stupid ass arrived at school at 6:30 and I didn't see the gate open so I thought that I was late and I shouted at the gate uncle, "UNCLE PLEASE LET ME IN, I AM LATE FOR CLASS......   4 reply

Back in college days I am quite hyper that afternoon So I ran to go to our University then in our classroom I'm catching my breath to death and I said GOOD AFTERNOON CLASSMATES AND THEN BOOM THERE'S A VISITOR FROM ANOTHER SCHOOL and here's another one I thought our professor was already teaching in our class and I thought I am fcking late and I ......   reply

This is just completely unexplainable and whenever it happens my IQ must drop well bellow moron-level. I pour LIQUID drinks over my head truely, wholeheartedly believing that it will not spill all over me- and it does. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I slosh the drink around my cup for a while until I tell (bet) everyone that I could pour this over my head an......   1 reply

let me see, I was in a relationship for more than 5 years we started dating in freshman year of high school during these years we got to know each other. It was a good relationship I will never regret it, however, the last 6 month of our relationship I knew something was off I knew he was going to break off with me but I ignore it and I thought is......   2 reply