Talk To Yourself

What was the worst take you've heard?

I repeat we are in a sassy men apocalypse! because tell me why this man that my friend hooked us up together is literally so sassy. he took me to the mall to have a mini date and this damn mall had a fucking DJ. I SHIT YOU NOT HE STARTED BUSTING IT DOWN LORD. BUT HE WAS DANCING LIKE A WHITE LADY AT A CLUB AHHHHH. it was so funny my stomach kept hurting from laughing so much

Lets say you're organising an event in a room that fits 250 individuals,but only 10% of the expected crowd showed up. Before you could do anything about it, the chief guest of the event had arrived. What would you do in such a situation.