
You are watching an anime, and your parents walk in on the only 5 second scene in the entire 300 episode series which contains kissing.

At a get-together in a restaurant: I want to get out of this conversation and start ordering the food.
SOURCE: Apothecary Diaries

When you ask your friends for help with work and they ditch you. Later you find them eating your lunch. "JERKS!"

When you have a math test the next morning and you remember about it 4 hours before the test.
S: Am I actually the strongest?

Oh I am so stupid, I totally did not understand any of that what you just said. I am just going to leave now. (Robotic tone)

Me when I find a new character to simp for, or when I see my fav ship sailing.
Fujoshi excitement sometimes