I'M SO SADDDDD HE MISSED THE BIRTH OF HIS KIDS NOOOOOOOO TT-TT NO ONE TOUCH ME I'M GOING TO CRY
uggghhhhhh *dies from crying*
*loud incomprehennsible sobbing*
I'm a sucker for corny roleplay
it's the start of sad hours
oh no....
oh....
aaaaaahhhhh the father is so cute
*gasps* hoessssss maaaaaaaad
hahahhahhaahhahsdghahs that's pretty conceited of him to give a jumbo dildo to remind the guy of him