how you tryna speak with a big bug
I mean... Statistically...
Projecting much? Not that I blame him
You are watching an anime, and your parents walk in on the only 5 second scene in the entire 300 episode series which contains kissing.
When your sibling tells you that they are dating...
SOURCE: Apothecary Diaries
Oh I am so stupid, I totally did not understand any of that what you just said. I am just going to leave now. (Robotic tone)