THE TWELVE-MONTH MISTRESS
Oh brother! We have the epitome of the toxic male, who is really a total misogynist and every woman in the world just wants to give in to him and be kicked to the curb like last week’s garbage. Why can’t a 747 accidentally empty its toilets at 42,000 feet and have it land on Mr. Irresistible? That would be the happy ending for this reader. Where is Josei Gordon Ramsay when you need him? As well as a world record size pumpkin.
The Mistress Deception
Wow! Ten pages were all it took for me to decide this one REEAAALLLY sucked.
A Spanish Vengeance
As romantic as a withered turnip. Her filth father should die in pain and want, The douche nozzle ML should be tied to a post and used to test police batons for their breaking point, and the FL should be committed to an institution for the criminally stupid. No one in the entire story was worth the powder to blow themselves up.
The Frenchman's Love-Child (Brides of L'Amour I)
Pippa rocks! She is possibly the greatest character to ever grace a Harlequin story. Oh, by the way: If the ML sucked any more he'd be a lamprey on steroids. He should be run over by a porta-john cleaning truck.
A Baby of His Own