Valentine Bride
Well. He was certainly the dumbest thing that has come down the pike in a long time. Maybe his family should have tried beating sense into him. If he was accidentally brain damaged, no one would ever notice the difference. Reading about him, the series should be about "The Well Known Bozo Family."
The Arranged Marriage
"The Kings of Australia?" If he's the epitome, the series should be called "Idiot Weenies Down Under." If he's able to be rolled up, horse, foot, and guns, by a hoe whose psychopathy is THIS obvious, he would have been presumed dead long ago from complete lack of brain activity. The only other explanation is that he's a devotee of the writings of Leopold von Sacher-Masoch.
Secret Baby, Convenient Wife
Dude reeeeaaaallllly needed therapy. If he was any more stupid, he'd forget to breathe.
Contracted: A Wife for the Bedroom