Title should be "Dork Captor." Damn, he was dumb! You're in love with this girl. You stay in her room and take her first time, leaving her a note when she wakes. When you come back, her attitude has completely changed, from the trusting young lover to a coldly angry, cynical woman who wants nothing to do with you. Does your little pea-brain possibly entertain the notion that it's perhaps because she saw you slipping the tongue to some hot looking bimbo in the middle of town, in front of God and everyone? No, I guess your ego won't allow that upstart thought to even rear it's head. Also: Who are you? The Kissing Bandit? That was some pretty intimate tonsil tennis to give a woman married to someone else. Any normal woman seeing that would react exactly the same way the FL did, although they would probably slap him silly as well. Most husbands who saw you kissing his wife like that would probably remove several of your teeth with their knuckles.
Dark Captor