Title should be Hold Back the Dork! "I'm the world's greatest guy, and everyone loves me unconditionally. I hired you because I loved you and wanted our love to start from scratch. THAT was the reason I treated you like complete trash and accused you of everything except murder. Doesn't all this prove my earth-shaking love for you and my all around greatness as a human being? Oh, by the way, I haven't been taking my meds for some time now."
Hold Back the Dark