well shit's manga / #hehe horny machine go brrr(182)

kuroe should have wallowed more, BEGGING for sonogi back. i need him in tears and full on snot. Matter of fact he should have fumbled that bag bc fuck u talking about making sonogi do some petty ass chores for a month only for u to realise love hurts i dont deserve it boohoo and dumped him after. full on ghosted him for 3 months all while u act like things are fine at the club. Girl what. If a beautiful sweet persephone personified babygirl came over to me sighing about his aching newly acquired boypussy i would have treated him like a national treasure??????? Is that not Insanity. Men! Sonogi you are the twink of everyones dreams u deserve better lol plus would have loved it if author played more on the symbolism for garden of eden since sonogi and kuroe were very hades and persephone adjacent in that final chapter when kuroe talked about not wanting to dim sonogi’s light. That wouldve been fun. Oh more pussy eating would have been nice too..…period sex would have been great even! Kuroe rlly aint about that boycunt life bc look at all the chances he missed. Crazy. He gets points for the petnames and dirty talk though, he was cooking some bangers and i see a real one when i see it (breeding kink)!! Anyways its boypussy either way who am i to complain at the food served to me in a restaurant. Imma still eat it graciously!!!!

Kaiju no8 doujin fucking FINALLY dawg. Its a desert here and this is the oasis ive been needing. I cant complain i’ll take ANYTHING atp………… thank u so much……. Please let there be more djs from this anime…. Especially monsterfucking ones………… match the og author’s freak please…. I beg………

very dead dove dont eat territory. Theres clear tags and warnings about what the story will entail so dont get ur shit in a twist when those things Actually happen. Warnings are there for a reason lol 10/10 across the boards for me, artist did the story justice bc the visual translation was done so well. Sexual tension, atmosphere, art, anatomy, dialogues, panels and pacing everything was just a1. No wonder the author insisted on having the artist adapt it, like shit i would too. Hope the artist prioritise their health and gets well soon. Now the story, spoilers included, is a roller coaster of a dead dove insanity shit show and i mean it in a good way LOL. Once u know woojin’s heinous activities every panel he shows up in is just so hilariously unnerving. His every dialogue deserves a vine boom and police sirens sfx. Like that man is not trying hard to hide his psychotic crazies at awl LOL. Pair it with haewon’s no nonsense, shameless personality and u get one hell of an entertaining time. the vibe of it all lowkey reminds me of hannigram bc the premise is so dark and vile it kind of circled back to romcom bc of how outrageous everything is LMAO like genuinely cannot stop laughing every time woojin opens his damn sewer mouth bc the audacity is INSANEDBHRB and haewon going “yes, and?” to every demeaning shit woojin says is just the cherry on top lol god i have tears in my eyes reading this. saw someone said woojin is pdiddy and woah yknow what that is an apt summary to woojin’s character jesusfhd just put this man in solitary confinement lol hes a national menace NOW ONTO THIS DIVA CUNT SLAYING THE BOOTS HOUSE DOWN PROFESSIONAL haewon certified idgaf baddie he is so so cunt like the massive amount of cunt hes giving can wreck a nation. It was non stop snapping from me. Him having a whole roster of men to sleep with is so fucking fierce. He has all those men wrapped around his dainty lil finger and I love it so much LOL. Love me when mcs are sexually active and know what they want. Virgin mcs are cute too but god sex casual mcs are my true bread and butter. Haewon is also so tomie coded bc all these men flocking him are pure ass, not a single sane bone in their system at awl like girl atp u gotta bring a mace and a taser with you lol. And haewon’s idgaf energy towards everything and most of all; taeshin is honestly so valid bc think about it. This person youre not even close with that you’ve been sending uninterested signals for YEARS keeps on bugging u every single day in unholy hours of the night to just yap about him him him, does that not warrant an annoyed and apathetic response ? bc that shit has happened to me and its not fun lol. Yes rip to taeshin he doesnt know any better but at the same time haewon’s reaction to it is completely understandable. Its just a very one sided friendship situation, really. Both are in the wrong in some way or another. And haewon feeling guilt bc he was the last person taeshin called makes complete sense. Haewon’s only flaw was him throwing out taeshins box bc girl ure telling me youre not the least bit interested and nosy about his diary???? Then again fine for plot reasons right but god had haewon just flip through his stuff this whole thing would have ended in 5 chapters tops LOL baby that is evidence youre ditching!!!! And thats what makes this story an addicting page turner. No one is a saint in here its just dead dove territory baby!!! You just see woojin’s obsession for haewon grow in real time and its like watching an incoming car crash about to happen LMAO. Cant even categorize this as toxic4toxic yaoi bc with what woojin has going on, haewons toxicity is like a tiny slap on the wrist. At LEAST his relationships has been consensual and mutually agreed to be casual, sure he fucked a married man (whos already awful lol) but to compare that with woojin’s nuclear level toxic waste of a character, its rlly mild lmao. Very hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby type of situation lol I think what makes this so enjoyable to me is that spoiler of woojin getting into jail at the end. Im honestly rlly looking forward to HOW that went down omg. Part of me rlly wants haewon to be the one who thought of some scheme to get his ass in jail lol but with the way things are going and haewons growing attraction to woojin its probably not likely but one can dream i guess lol. Woojin’s face card is so lethal i completely understand haewon but also girl STAND AWP!!!!!!!!! theres more fish in the sea that isnt a pdiddy wannabe i promise u!! it gets messier and messier and atp im just curious to see how this all concludes really. Im here for a good time!! Big kudos to the artist and author seriously what a dream team duo!!

Yay hot yaoi sex that is all!!!!!!!!!!! Thank u for the meal moscerato my goat

One of my favourite bl romcoms easily LMAO its so fucking wild and silly its genuinely an enjoyable read i had way too much fun reading this, shit had me laughing my ass off. Its has the most silliest misunderstanding plot, truly just a lighthearted hehe haha story plus the second hand embarrassment author cooked is INSANEBDHDHHE the amount of times i had to exit browser and scrolled through twitter to exit the humiliation was way too muchehdhejjejj oh my god its so fucjing funny But real talk, even as a romcom, the plot and characters are so good. I love the couple’s silly dynamic, taemoon being this rlly sensitive, overthinking ml while seonwoo just has cums for brains thats 100% chill with being an exclusive fuck buddy is such a recipe to dramatic disaster had this been some angsty story and bc this is a romcom the hilarity of it all is so fun to read LMAO. Taemoon wanting them to have a normal couple “pacing” not realising hes lowkey balls to the wall crazy for seonwoo is fucking hilarious like my boy seonwoo is just as confused as u are with the push and pull signaldhhdhdj ah theyre so stupid its so fucking funny. Author and artist is such a dream team duo, the comedy hits everytime and the characters are just so lovable. The magnum opus chapter is hands down when taemoon met seonwoo’s parents. The conversation they had after seonwoo left to grab icecream is so warm and heartfelt i kind of teared up, especially knowing how much it means to taemoon to hear them willing to try and love him just like they would their own son. Found family!!!!!!!!!!! And the parental love taemoon has long deserved!!! Its so sweet!!!!! One of the best parent meeting chapters in bl :’) seonwoo’s mom prepping side dishes for taemoon is the cherry on top seriously. God what a good story sensing the slight miscommunication drama in s3 and im looking forward to how the silly couple is gonna work thru that lol, taemoon just has to let go of cringe and be more verbal like babe i promise u communication works wonders matter of fact just embrace cringe and be a sap, bc deep down u ARE!!! my gawd; men! Seonwoo lowkey the buoyant in keeping the relationship afloat whew my boy just drops romantic reassurances and affirmations like its nothing making it all work with silly ass wikihow good for him! I hope moscareto and akdong work together for many many more projects in the future, just straight up bangers from these two. Lowkey rlly hope this gets a kdrama lol i can def see this translated into that media, the whole atmosphere and vibe is already there, god i hopeeee

Went into this expecting that the redemption/growth arc of the ml is gonna be one chapter long and mc’s backbone to be nonexistent but im actually pleasantly surprised that im wrong??????? WOOHOO!!!!! Favourite chapter is 52 and the arc after LMAO garam clocked jaehyuk’s ass with a swiftness. A ritual killing. And i fucking loved it!!!!!!! Had that man banished from their rooms and wallowing in homoerotic gay yearning so strong it rewired his entire brain LMAO. Seriously jaehyuk is peak boyfailure. Stupidly loud, spoiled and an enormous fucking loser, doing all sorts of gift giving and aftercare to his fuck buddy and claims its all no homo like alright man yawn whatever thank fuck he gathered his shit together bc him begging his mom for that tteokbokki sponsorship and lying about the apartment all bc he wants to impress garam is INSANE. HILARIOUS EVEN his growth arc was so satisfying to see, he deserves to bumble around like an idiot getting his ass read to filth by garam lol put him through the wringer idc!!!!!! Thats what he gets lol I do hope author addresses and puts jaehyuk in the angst blender for all the bigoted slurs shit he said lmao, like thats the only elephant in the room rn. And ppl saying garam is being mean and angry for no reason is wild my boy got thrown hateful homophobic slurs and gets confessed to by the same guy who threw them and u expect him to just be all flowers and rainbows about it???? Their whole entire situation was casual and goodluck babe by chapell roan personified shit was roughdhdhd. Especially knowing glimpses of garam’s past, its completely understandable for him to be guarded, valid even lol. Im surprised author didnt have garam call out on jaehyuk’s bigoted bullshit like hes the one eager for a dick appointment when its jaehyuk thats always pushing him for it lmao. Jaehyuk deserves to get his head hit with a hammer of humility and truth bc cmon man atp youre at LEAST bi. And its okay!!!!!!!! I hope garam points it out so that jaehyuk feels shitty about it lol. Thats the only flaw this story has rn. Jaehyuk character growth and development into a dick hater to a dick muncher? Yes. Is he redeemed? Not really lol. If author does something about that then easily this will be one of the magnum opuses of an enemies to lovers bl lol EASILY!!!!!! Art is great, it improved so much and the pacing is decent. Romantic chemistry is definitely there and the dynamic is a hilarious straight x gay enemies to lovers classic lmao. Had way too much fun binging this story in one go i HOPEEEE jaehyuk continues to be put into the wringer lmao

I too desire a pocket pussy that can magically connect to my twinky wife

YURI YAOI EQUALITY

LETS FUCKING GO TOXIC YAOI oh that evil ass dirty talk/dialogue was hot as hell i know author about to cook in this one

I love the chasing arc so fucking much in this omg, love how straight forward and to the point jun is especially when he sat yoonseul down to ask if he likes him to which yoonseul said he didnt and jun just replies “alright thanks for telling me” and leaves like wow?? i find that so refreshing it gagged me a bit ngl lol like he rlly just left from that encounter with so much grace and zero confusion of whats going on (or hope in what Could go on) between them two. just 100% eye opening clarity and i love that for him ( the angst of it all) LMAO The trope where the situationship slash cishet guy isnt ready to fully commit and realises that hes about to fumble the best thing in his life is such a solid conflict that i will love EVERYTIME!!!! I eat it up always LMAO heemins reality check talk to yoonseul is one of my favourites in here too like that shit was honest to god scripture lol “okay now imagine that guy loving someone else, you twiddled ur thumbs too long and missed ur chance, he doesnt like you anymore and you have no place in his heart anymore. They go their way and you never see them again” and it cuts to yoonseul looking so pathetically distraught its sad and hilarious all at the same time it was so good to see him wet puppy his way back into jun’s good graces LMAO ahhh i love it….. so cathartic lol especially that scene where he waited hours in front of the bakery, just being full of himself thinking its all going to plan LMAO i just love it!!!!!! I wouldve loved it even more if there was a timeskip and its yoonseuls turn instead to pine over jun lol he deserves it!! Pathetic loser regretful yearning fumbling loser of a ml i love u so much…….. shoutout to that final few chapters too where yoonseul just grows anxious at the misunderstanding he has between jun and min’s boyfriend that he just runs down the stairs, falls and bawls his eyes out at jun LMAO ah… so pathetic and maiden hearted… my stupid baby…his obsession and possessiveness just igniting and spiraling each time on full blast is rlly the cherry on top for me lol just borderline yandere and a clingy loser god i adore him dearly LMAO him being jealous at every single thing is so fun to see, but i was rlly rooting for dongha(?) to atleast bag jun as a queer friend, it would have been so sweet and such a fun subplot im sad it didnt go through uwaaaaa yoonseul u bitter petty bitch lmao like damn relaxdbndnd aint no one taking ur guy away from u its always straight to crazy eyes for yoonseul no in between no nothing its so fucking funnybdbdb AND i wouldve loved to see some of heemins love life like girl i refuse to believe that man is straight that is a TWINK!!! Pls be serious author he has the lashes and sultry eyes of a gay, homoerotic victorian man Anyway its a really fun read, beginning arc was deliciously angsty with all the drama/conflict flags yoonseul planted on himself then shooting his own foot by fumbling everything lmao jun’s straight forward and blunt attitude is so refreshing and fun to see it rlly matches with yoonseuls bullshit head on very satisfyingly LOL. their lighthearted romance after just finishes everything up rlly well, nothing too crazy, it was rly solid! Sex was cute and the sweet talk was adorable theyre so in love lol. Their chibis are soooo cute too ahhh !!!! what a fun read…. Yoonseul is such a freak but hey atleast hes juns freak and thats all that matters lmao good for them!!!!!!!! Their chibis are so fucking cute too!! God i love this dynamic and trope ah teary eyed pathetic puppy ml and level headed charismatic mc whos weak for it my bread and butter!!!!!!!!! definitely one of the more satisfying payoffs/ chasing arc for this kind of ‘cishet ml (or is he) chases sweet mc whos thisclose to dumping him and damn near fumbles mc each time time’ trope lol Also the title is so funny too yoonseol is so fucking lucky hes the main ml bc boy you would have just been the second ending had u kept ur shit up, damn near became history and a big learning curve chapter in juns life LMAO. a very solid 10/10 thank u author u did it right!!!! lowkey need a bingyuan au of this….