whimsi's manga / #Asshole Family(101)

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85 - WE LOVE A SMART BITCH!!! so glad we went IMMEDIATELY to ITS ME?!! and not BUT WHO COULD REN BE??? 74 - shady family neglected aunt, FL potential someone else’s kid, they boinked and now they’re in love or whatever but still hung up on the contract 62 - "Whats Happening???:O" Hes tryna kiss you dumbass! 61 - for WHATEVER nonsensical reason the king was responsible for the assassination attempt??? 57 - The go to the snowy castle (prolly the north) in order to fulfill the requirements of the quest. Everyone notices how much ML likes FL because he isnt cold and callus. Things are fine until they have an assassination attempt (sent by sibling or greedy family member??) that ends in failure and the broken ankle of her bodyguard. The snow tree they've been looking for all this time makes a contract with the FL that uses up all her magic and she falls into a 3 day coma because of it. When she wakes up all the staff has been imprisoned. 49 - FL lead a life riddled with neglect and abuse from at the hands of her sickly manipulative younger sister[who is obsessed with having her be subservient & inferior to her] and abusive parents who idolize the younger sibling to the point where its like they only have one child. There isn't a legitimate reason for why they treat her this way. Finally fed up the nail in the coffin is hammered in when her mother slaps tf out of her for wanting to move rooms & she finally realizes they don't see her as family or give a fuck about her so she makes her escape plan. She goes to the next ball and propositions the ML with a mutually beneficial marriage deal, she gets to ditch her pos fiance and get out of her house & he gets to inherit the title. ML hesitates a little but later accepts only to find out just how shitty her situation is and they set their plan into motion. There's a custody battle with the parents and some slandering/threatening from the sister but she gets away. Then they convince the grandpa after a fuck ton of time and she becomes the family favorite. They prepare for the wedding and announcement where the cousin and backup family desperately try to intervene {magic neclace sabotage/stealing the rings/kidnapping the officiating priest} but none of that works & they get hitched with the approval of the emperor. The side fam is still against inheriting so the the cousin brings in her lyin ass sister and that fails embarrassingly. Obviously this isnt working so to make it seamless the grandpa sends them on a mission with a prize of inheriting the title. . They're basically a real couple rn.

53 - Uke confronts his dad and tells him to fuck off and the dad is heart brokenly accepting of his feelings. there is a time skip and they get "married" because its still illegal in Korea, they're on their honeymoon now trying to get "pregnant" 1- uke has horrible luck with relationships to the point where ALL of his exs are premium sacks of shit. seme intervenes with the most recent and saves the uke from his violent ex. They see eachother at school and other places and get close [sunbae/hyung] until one night they actually end up sleeping together and the uke flips out and avoids him because the seme is straight.

51 - mommys ex is out to get revenge for being rejected by the prompt of the old guy she whipped in poker. blondie is essentially holding her hostage via marriage contract to find the serial killer and take her out of her abusive adoptive home. 48

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9 - *crying emoji* 8 - Two cops get demoted to the vermin extermination unit (meaning they're essentially living monster hunter but for public order) after being too righteous. The dragon boy is dense, and his sensitive-eared, genetically enhanced partner is loose-legged. Neither of the 2 fit in with their respective communities. On their first extermination job things go great... Until the monster explodes and they get skunk'd. It wouldnt be a problem if the smell wasnt so strong to the dragons nose, and due to a side-effect from the cleaning solution he loses control of himself and attacks his buddy. His buddy is all for it but hes not and knocks himself out with his own venom. Things go fine after that and they get super close. They run into ears old friend who tells him to meet with the nun who raised him at the orphanage. He does. Shes a total fucking cultist bitch. Shit hits the fan. The dragon realizes hes in love with his bud and goes to save him the moment he finds out something went wrong.

79 78 - larding gets a glimpse of his past life when FL dies and panics. Takes her cold on her bday 77 - FL got sick but we don’t know if it’s sacrifice related or not and ML has a splinter of a of a flashback to the previous life 75 - worst thing you could’ve possibly said to him Lmao fuq u mean ur birthday ain’t worth celebrating 61 - The Hot Springs have been fully developed after the emperor try to intervene and interrupt in its development by reinstating the same people who were ruining the territory, FL and ML devise a plan to have them out themselves by betraying each other and admitting to their embezzlement which damages the Emperor’s reputation because he put them in charge. The magic stone mine & Medicine plants are fully developed and ready for sale so they’ve hired small merchant with trade Routes to his mothers home country. The representative who shows up to The business meeting ends up being ML’s cousin & A princess of that country. 56 - Relationships between the FL and her brother are currently AMAZING since she didn't realize that he cared for her at all in her past life.She made a deal with the king & they have gotten married and are finally touring/reviewing the territory. FL makes use of the land she grabbed with memories of its value from her past life. they take down one of the local lords in their territory who was responsible for sheltering the refugees who were displaced by increasing monster attacks when they find out he was misappropriating funds to use on himself for senseless luxury and subjecting the public to piss poor conditions.

96 73 - 72 - MC gets the holy grail and brings the god buddy back.. but now the church is mad he destroyed the relic/burial site and is demanding compensation (greedy mfs), a scheming ass elder of the adencas offers MCs left arm up as a sacrifice. 69 - proving himself in the holy temple. Destroyed the elder who plotted against him first. Trying to save the god. 64 - goblin chimera assassin attacks the spear, sword & butler. The goblin got off its leash and attacks its controller. 61 -

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about 2 dudes who constantly compete to be the top of the class and nag each other for it. One day they both get dumped and accuse each other at being bad at sex only to fuck each other to prove they aren't bad at it, which then becomes a fight for who gets to top (its always blondie topping unfortunately) which is really a whole friends with benefits situation with unexpressed feelings. The root of the issue is that they're both envious of the other. The seme struggles with poverty, the uke comes from a wealthy family. The seme isn't a know it all genius and needs time to study, while all th uke needs to do is read it once and hes good. But at th end of the day theyre the same because they both lack the freedom to do exactly what they want.