I am so happy that this series is over. This is the worst one in the entire series. So the story starts out with the leading couple being the matchmaker from the other three books and the last bachelor. The last bachelor finds out that he is still married to the matchmaker who he married like 10 years ago when he was 20 and she was 19 at this island. Also, the leading lady keeps saying like oh I was a child which is true, but if you were a child, why were you getting married. Like, that was not the best of decisions. Either way she keeps trying to push all of her insecurities on him kind of sort of. Like, she mentioned at one point she had lost all her confidence and it was only because she was 19. But I’m like there are 19-year-olds with a lot of confidence. Either way he is trying to get custody of his nephew because his brother is going to rehab and his sister-in-law needs a transplant of some kind and his parents are super crazy. Come to find out his parents are actually sort of the reason that his brother is doing drugs. So he lures the leading lady back to the island that they met and got married at . And when he gets there, he’s like I need your help to pretend to be my wife because we’re actually still married. And then they go somewhere else to talk a little bit but when they get there after talking for some time, he just like kisses her out of nowhere and a paparazzo catches the picture. So she’s thinking about his reputation is like oh no ‘what about you? What it’s gonna happen if you get another magazine picture’ and then also like what about her and her business. But then she puts two and two together or something and finds out that he actually orchestrated this whole thing and the paparazzo is on his payroll so that he could announce to the world that he’s married. So he releases the picture and announces that he’s married to her the next day and she loses her career her business and her clients. She mentioned that doesn’t this make him just like his parents but she didn’t actually say it to him. Then he finally has an actual conversation with her and she’s like yeah I have been doing good with myself and he’s like oh yeah didn’t you wanna be a writer. She’s like yeah, but I stopped wanting to be a writer and then I got into this because I was really good at it being a matchmaker and what not and then he saw the passion that she had from matchmaking. It was only after that he realized oh no, I took away her choice to do anything with her career and ruined her career. It’s unforgivable doesn’t that make me just like my parents and I’m like you said it… Anyways, so he does absolutely nothing that warrants her love and affection, but he gets it anyway. And, they sleep together of course cause what is one of these books in the series without them sleeping together. And she’s like oh no I’m kind of falling for him and then finally the brother comes and picks up the boy and she’s like oh well I’m gonna miss him and he’s like we should have one of her own. She’s like oh that’s funny. So then she goes back into the room and starts thinking about something I don’t even know. Like the monologue right there was just so stupid and she’s like ‘I’m just not meant to be a housewife’ cry cry. And then she leaves him a note and goes back to New York and then he doesn’t do anything because she said she wanted to leave. I’m thinking finally! He’s actually listening or at least being a respectful human being. But then she’s like he didn’t even have to come after me like I thought that if I gave him a note, he would at least like jump on his private jet, and come race over to me. And I’m thinking to myself … you stupid bozo so do you want to be with him or not because you said you didn’t wanna be a housewife and you didn’t wanna be with him. But now suddenly you want him to come back and gravel to get you back when you’re gonna say what no? Again? We’re just wasting time get somebody else get the divorce and get somebody else but either way it doesn’t matter. She ends up publishing a short story in a magazine. He comes in is like oh here’s some flowers for you. Congratulations on your publication. She’s like blah blah. I’m not like other girls blah blah blah. I don’t like flowers and he’s like I tried to tell the guys and she’s like what else did the guys say and then he was like yeah I should’ve just bought a gossip magazine and lure you to a wedding hall. And she’s like oh yeah I remember because that was crazy and I feel bad for that poor girl and I was thinking to myself me too and so then he’s like, but I don’t feel like I have to do all of that and she was like what. And then he was like you know what I’m saying we’ve been married, but we never actually had a wedding ceremony come on let’s go get married. And then of course she goes and he’s planned everything in 10 days because he’s astronomically perfect or whatever and the other dumb bozos are also there with their ogres that forced them sort of in a marriage and then it ends thank the Lord!
Married for The Greek's Convenience