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I hardly find the first bite funny because.... shouldn't he need to have gotten medical attention for that unknown bite regardless of who did it? Worse. it's actually by a stray cat (they suspect), by default a stray animal's bite really do need medical attention. Plus he'd need tetanus shots with that. Luckily nothing bad happened to him. Omegaverse authors, please take bites seriously.
Koishite Baby (MIYAKO Mimeko)