Crow's manga / #Fart kink(50)

Black-haired character deserves me. Please, babe, throw out that yucky top, I'll spoon-feed you cake and massage your feet. I'd pound your ass so hard that I'll cause a 7.6 magnitude earthquake and release so hard that a tsunami will drown the town. Please my honey crumb, my cheery pie, my pooey wooey pumpkin tatter tot. My little stinky toenail, my schnooke wookie pookie loveable cutie patootie meow meow hunny boo boo lovey dovey kidney bear. My little meow meow kitten please text me back, I'm bricked up

I'd eat his balls ngl NOT A LOVE TRAINGLE TRIANGLE DEEZ NUTS BRUH

Read this while on the toilet

ITS SO CUTE I’M A SUCKER FOR HISTORICAL BL AND I LOVE LAZY PROTAGS

Looks like twins x some cute dude

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read in my whole life. My pores have cleared, the sun is shining, my balls are huge and my depression is evaporating. This has changed the trajectory of my life, 10/10 will read again and again and again and again

Shit and piss yourself