Ah yes.
I too develop romantic feelings after getting raped. nothing nicer than an anal fissure or two to get a relationship going.
here s something more realistic that people have to do after getting their ass torn (cause SHOCKING, it's not just slapping on some lotion):
Anal fissures often heal within a few weeks if you take steps to keep your stool soft, such as increasing your intake of fiber and fluids. Soaking in warm water for 10 to 20 minutes several times a day, especially after bowel movements, can help relax the sphincter and promote healing.
PS: every time you take a dump, it feels like you're dying.
makes me swoon really. thats so romantic <3
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