I was Reborn as the Villainess' Father and I Need XXX to Survive!?
The art is not to my liking. The plot is stupid. And the smut is weird and awkward since I hate the art. And then they have these weird conversations during the sex that pertains to the plot so u can’t just skip the sex entirely. So dumb! Dropped at 17! Summary: man died by truck kun is reincarnated as the villainess’s father in an otome game his ex girlfriend played! But for some reason his mana is too much for his body! And in order to live he has to have sex!? Or a rather cliche plot with a gimmick so the characters can have sex every few chapters Spoiler alert: I was really trying to get into this story. Really! I was! But in the end, I’d rather saw off my own foot, boil it and eat before continuing this mess. The only character I like is the butler, and he’s only appeared just now as I’ve lost all hope for this shitty story
The Duchess' Lewd Invitation
Based on a 10 chapter smut novel. Summary: the duke and duchess are getting a divorce! But if that’s so, the duchess wants to have a legitimate affair and experience actual love before she has to be sold off to her next husband. The duke agreed!? What will happen next?! Spoiler alert: the duke disguises himself as a gigolo and fucks his wife… somewhere along the way he falls in love with her (body more than liikely)… uhhhh the divorce does get finalized actually! But… they remarry after like a week or something haha (according to the novel) anyway, it’s to be expected in a short smut novel. Also there is a breastfeeding kink in the epilogue, so if that’s ur thing, go hunt down the novel haha
Nyotaika Yankee Gakuen ☆ Ore no Hajimete, Nerawaretemasu.
What a bizarre story. When’s this mans gonna find out she’s torao? Edit: chapter 45; I feel like this mans gonna scooby doo this mystery before torao is honest with him …. Never mind. Torao could probably drink the juice in front of him and he’d desperately deny what happened Edit: ch 46… no he’ll definitely scooby doo it… but only after the truth hits him over the head maybe 2 more times
Let Me Sleep with You, Haruomi-kun!
This was a really weird story to read? Like super fucking weird?! Don’t think I’ll be rereading this anytime soon! Summary: Mashiro has problems sleeping! She can only sleep with her body pillow but she can’t anymore… oh? Haruoma has a really comfortable body..?! Could he be the solution to her sleeping woes!? Spoiler alert: yeah, I mean, technically but like… did she even think of that man as an actual person? Every time she thought about him, she’d only see him as a pillow… also the only reason she agreed to have sex with him and date him is bc she didn’t want him to hate her so she could still use him as a pillow… Like fam, that just did not sit right with my soul. Do they even like each other? Like really and truly? Bc that feels like a relationship destined to fail Also as others mentioned in their own reviews, Shiro never says she likes this man even though he expresses his feelings for her fairly openly… it just feels like a one sided relationship. I usually hate contrived drama like jealousy and misunderstandings lasting for 10+ chapters, but I feel like it would’ve strengthened their relationship… or at least show that shiro sees Haru as more than just a sleep aid
A Fool and a Girl
I decided to reread this bc I don’t remember if I actually finished this or not… but I kinda forgot how much the fl made me want to choke her tf out… I’ll soldier through I guess tho… The way those two treat him SO CRINGE. I wanna kill them! He’s not a fucking dog u weirdos what the heck? Edit: I hadn’t finished this story before as it turns out… Diha got less frustrated towards the last third of the story but still, how annoying for the first two thirds..! Summary: spring has bloomed for childhood friends Diha and Rujin..! One summer night, they cross a line that changes their relationship forever… but was it really for the better? Join our foolish naive lovers as they struggle to figure out their relationship with each other! Spoiler alert: I mean they end up dating and it was kinda cute what with the heartache and whatnot, but Diha, baby… what the fuck is wrong with you? You were so annoying this entire story just bc you wanted to figure things out on your own and run away??? Is it so hard to think: “… oh I think I really like him..!” Instead of being like: “Fuck what am I doing with him! I’m taking advantage of him!! He’s so stupid!!!” Like he’s not that fucking stupid!? It’s you who was the real fool here wtf
The Elegant Duke's Teaching Methods
STOP THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING! excuse me while I keep reading omfg Also historical shouldn’t be a tag here. This is obviously the 21st century Im not subscribing to this shit. It’s so fucking weird! And cringy! Summary: The duke is into bein a sub!? Whoa what will the duchess do when the duke wants a divorce for her finding out his secret? Obviously she doesn’t want a divorce so she’ll try to be a good dom! … “you want to play this game, but you don’t even know how to kiss?” Looks like the duke will be the dom in this relationship duchess! Spoiler alert: okay this story is just super freaking weird. Ppl think Lily is being abused bc author is into fairly kinky sex and as a result Lily hasn’t been in public too much… but also that whole being a sub thing was all fabricated by the duke who just really wanted to have kinky sex with Lily? After 13 years of waiting cos he thought she wouldn’t be into it, he fabricated that whole story?? It’s so freaking weird! And the translation makes the story a little hard to follow… such a strange story, such a scary ml, such a stupid fl… All I know is, it couldn’t be me.
Tonari no Seki no Hen na Senpai
Asahina saaaaan~ Mebuki saaaaaan~ what the fuck are y’all doing!? Also, fellas, if you don’t want to read dubcon or noncon, please avoid this story. As for me? I’m really fucking curious how these two weirdos will progress their… love(?!?) story! Summary: Mebuki San loves hot guys! Ikemen are her greatest joy! And now she’s been moved to the sales department that is full of hot guys!!! What a life! … but the guy sitting next to her… that gloomy guy… he’s quite the gloomy perverted stalker isn’t he? Spoiler alert: that doesn’t stop their relationship from progressing somehow tho. Megumi must be somewhat of a masochist for not reporting him or quitting her job! As of chapter 7, they’re officially lovers.
Beastly Boss is My Neighbor
Coolmic has some of the most bizarre stories, huh? But I guess this is better than some of the other trash I read. Last read ch 35
Life as a Dog-Man Owner
May as well call it a happy ending, bc if they make anymore chapters, I’m certainly not reading it haha! Summary: The stray dog I took in suddenly became a human!? He says he wants to repay me! Ah..! Maybe if he repays me he’ll go back to being a dog…! Spoiler alert: but when y’all start fucking you’d rather he be human so y’all can stay fucking… that’s how it always goes with these things, huh?
A Proud Wolf's Awkward Love Affair