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What in the stupidity did I just read??? Sweetie… did u think he was assigned for shits and giggles? Summary: MC is an idiot and opens an email from an unknown sender! Well turns out the email had some confidential information and was from a criminal organization so she gets assigned a bodyguard since the organization is bound to attack her for being an idiot! I mean… looking at that email, whatever. Anyway… a bodyguard is a hassle so she manages to lose him… but then she’s kidnapped…!? Spoiler alert: and forced to drink alcohol and they almost rape her but bodyguard comes in right on time to save her… he’s like did they feed her an aphrodisiac?? And helps her out but homey did you forget when I said it was just alcohol? Little lady cannot hold her liquor at all but judging from the title I guess this becomes a regular thing..? Idk

Can we wrap this up real quick..?

Me: *reads summary* author-san… are you okay? It’s okay if ur not… but why is he suddenly trying to fuck her after a haircut?? Can he not pay or something?? Is he broke?? I thought he was a mangaka?? Is everything alright back at home? Summary: (exactly as I read it bc I don’t feel like putting in an effort to make my own) Momoko is a hair stylist who spends her days down and depressed because she's not good at her job. The only way she can relieve stress is by reading the stories of her favorite manga artist, Kizuki Kureha. One day, on her way to work, Momoko is nearly hit by a truck. At the last second, a dorky-looking guy saves her. However, in all the ruckus, he gets covered with paint. To repay his kindness, Momoko gives him a haircut. When she does, she finds out that he's super handsome. On top of that, he pushes her down on a couch and begins touching her all over. Surprisingly, he's very skilled when it comes to bedding a woman. Even though she knows it's wrong, she can't stop feeling pleasure. But the real surprise comes when he shows her the story draft he's carrying! Spoiler alert: now I’ll read it, but like… homie what is this? Edit: read it… but uhhh what the heck is this plot? He’s a stalker? The second male lead thought he even had a chance? What happened in this story? Just a lot of things at once… really fast…

Whoa Ho Ho Ho Ho! Spicy! Comments got me hyped for this one! EDIT: THE SHEER AUDACITY THIS STORY HAD TO BE SO CUTE AND SO STUPID AT THE SAME TIME! SHAMELESS! Who tagged this experienced uke? This is not BL Summary: wifey wants to cheat on her husband, but it’s only bc she’s trying to gather the resolve to divorce him! He’s cheating on her with her sister!! Maybe this strange investigator will help..? Spoiler alert: not only did he help Mika lose a husband, he helped her gain some luvin uwu

There are 28+ chapters of this?? This is comedy??I don’t like it! Summary: kyouko is a 26 y/o virgin who impulsively agrees to a mixer. After drinking to much one of them takes care of her in her drunken state and they sleep together! It seemed like it’d be a once and done, but he works close to the daycare kyouko works at! How will this go!? Spoiler alert: stupidly? She’s already in love with him… he was cold to her bc of trauma… trauma that got resolved almost as soon as it was brought up btw. Girly becomes a local hero, but she’s attacked on 3 different occasions…. I can’t keep up with this!

Smut logic is weird as fuck, huh?

I’m a simple man. I see isekai, I click. Hey… update please. I’m actually vested in this plot…

This sounds stupid… By job, count me in! This should have just been a one shot. I don’t want to continue this. I feel like I’m reading a love story between children… and this includes the sex scenes. It makes me very uncomfortable tbh Summary: Shiho has always been in love with her neighbor since he moved in and would constantly chase after him! Finally, when Shiho turns 18, he agrees to date her but… “Sex before marriage is prohibited!” There are some rules for them to follow! But when they are married and Shihois making plans to seduce him, he turns beastly!? That’s not the neighbor she knew, is it?! Spoiler alert: yeah, I forgot ML’s name lmao. I think the reason this seems like children conversing with each other is probably bc of the tl… I’m like 80% sure it’s mtl… which isn’t really a good thing haha

What weird bullshit am I reading nowadays?? A succubus that doesn’t know how to be a succubus??? Only in manga man. Only in manga. Summary: Kudou is a succubus! But she’s never had a proper meal after fully maturing last year… if she doesn’t eat soon, she’ll die! But this security engineer is being so helpful to her…!? Spoiler alert: this story is just really weird. Full consent tho! Well.. dubcon for when she was drugged by incubus kun

And they all lived happily ever after. The end. I will not be reading anymore of this. Summary: princess has fallen in love with her magic instructor that is cursed to be a rabbit! Princess is to be in an arranged marriage soon, but before then she’d like to spend her first time with someone she truly loves! Wizard san agrees! But when she comes to his room that night, it’s not a rabbit that greets her?! Spoiler alert: it’s the man on the cover obviously. This story is stupid. 3 chapters is good enough.