monotonousfox's manga / #High-key trash(78)

The British slang did me in bruv. But I did finish readin this. When I tells ya I ain’t readin this again, ye best believe me. Summary: A collection of stories all centered around a zombie call girl business. Each new story is loosely connected to the previous. Around 5 shorts within these 7 chapters. Lots of zombie girls fucking human men. That’s it. There’s not much in here deeper than undead girls fucking living men

Haha. WHAT THE FUCK?! summary: a doctor wants to know a ghost’s name, but the ghost won’t give it to him unless they fall in love?! Spoiler alert: doctor fucking dies and the ghost finally tells the doc his name (after intentionally refusing to save him), but we (the audience) never learn his name hahahahah

Hahaha what the fuck. Shit happens at the speed of light and there is no thinking. Just random misunderstandings that make no sense, fl getting mad when she didn’t seem to care before, vampire man fell for her in 2 chapters bc…? It’s annoying. Dropped at chapter 25. Summary: High school student got sent to another world by truck-kun. The residents mistake her for a vampire bc her hair is black (yeah, that’s what I said). She is then taken to the slave market and auctioned off where she’s bought by an actual vampire, the only one in the land! Desperate to live, she becomes his maid. Spoiler alert: they have poor communication skills and the other maids hate and bully her… until mr vampire finds out and poisons/fires the ones that went too far or whatever. Then they all fear/begrudgingly respect her. They bully her cos they want to seduce mr vampire, kill him, and become rich and famous. It’s really fucking stupid.

This is a stupid story. Dropped after chapter 24. Summary: Chosen as the only peasant for the crown Princess, Evie competes with 100 noble ladies. But Evie doesn’t want to become crown Princess! But things just keep falling in her lap- Spoiler Alert: this is stupid. She was reborn and said hell yeah I’m gonna live an ordinary life! But then she’s automatically selected because she picked the same numbers as the prince in a stupid lottery just cos her fiancé dumped her??? Then the rest of the story just has a whole “I’m not like other girls” vibe. “I’m nice and a peasant and wear pants-“ It’s so stupid! The prince already has feelings for her but watch out it’s a secret that he’s the actual prince and the guy with an ugly face is just a puppet! I feel like I’m too old to be reading this story. Everything is just falling in the protagonist’s lap and then the author-nim says “oh wait there still has to be drama! Prejudice because she’s a peasant” The story is stupidly predictable and I can tell how it’s going to end from a mile away. I’d rather not waste my time with this kind of trash—

Uhhh a vampire wakes up in the morning with no memory of what he did last night. There’s only 5 pages. That’s it. Also the art isn’t that good so I’d have to hope the plot makes up for it… but like I said… there like zero story right now.

Ah…, he’s only like 8 but bc he drank human blood he’s more like 18? No thanks ️ Summary: a lonely Raine adopts a vampire child to fill the hole in his heart… but it seems the vampire likes him far more than he expected…!? Spoiler alert: they have sex. Fuvking father and son… they just go at it— a huge wtf

Plot? What’s that? Summary: horny siblings have a dirty secret when their parents aren’t around Spoiler alert: it’s sex. They fuck when their parents aren’t watching them. It’s not really sexy or hot or anything like that but it was stupidly funny. Because it was funny 2/5 stars

?????? What is this… unnecessary drama..?! So stupid??? Summary: man can’t get it up for sex bc he uses cock sleeves too much! His coworker offered to teach him real sex if he refrains from masturbating for a week!? Spoiler alert: lots of sex. One very stupid misunderstanding. One completed manga ¯_(ツ)_/¯

If you masturbate to this… you’re part of the problem. Summary: there isn’t one. Boy and man fuck while boy cross dresses. That’s it. Spoiler alert: the ending short comics are better than the main story

This plot is really dragging on…