Carrot For a Shlong's manga / #1 Star(4)

Love Is An Illusion

Complete | Fargo | 2000 released

I pass by this fucker everytime I'm in the bookstore, but I can't react because then it'd give away I'm degenerate enough to know what this is. It's almost as bad as seeing killing stalking in public. I've never once been into omegaverse stuff, and usually I don't kink shame, but I hate this specific wanhwa so much for some reason. It's the same generic plot and the basic doormat twink with no personality constantly being walked over by the seme, but the way it's executed in this specific one just makes me hate it even more than usual. It all ties back to having to see this fucker on my daily commute.

Jinx

Ongoing | Mingwa | 2019 released

Generic ugly art, uninspired sex scenes, love interest sucks. Half the time I was distracted by the poorly used clip studio paint assets. All things expected with this author, I don't get the hype.

Can't take my eyes off you

Complete | Team Manna | 2000 released
2025-01-23 23:32 marked

the pacing is really bad, shit just sort of happens and quite literally immediately gets dropped. like who the fuck was that lady and why do we just gloss over the whole drugging thing. also also WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THAT GUY WAS FORCING HIMSELF ON MC WHILE FULLUNG THINKING THEY WERE COUSINS. also also also there is zero closure to anything. main couple doesn't even really end up together it's just sort of implied they might but not clear, the whole curse thing isn't clear and I really fucking hate the implications of MC not being affected by that (that mom looks suspiciously like him) ʕ⁠ — _—⁠ʔ the concept's cute but I wouldn't bother even trying on this one. There's plenty of other manhwas with similar plots that do a better job. one star cause I don't fuck with surprise cousin/brother shenanigans

I'm No Match For Him

Complete | Torifumi | 2000 released
2025-02-11 20:09 marked

nope nope I need to tap out, (⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠) I'm trying to read out of my comfort zone but this one I can't. No thank you, MC acts extremely realistically like a teenager and ML acts like an adult during their relationship to the point that transcends fiction for me. Nope ew, ew, made me physically shudder multiple times, and I've read my fair share of nasty shit. If you are super into this trope I guess you'd like but no can do for me (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)