"It's as if I've gotten closer with a stubborn retriever." (Which is dead-set on marrying you, btw)
When in doubt: "Kirihara, shut up!"
(Hoists up):
"...You need to have good relations with your neighbours."
"Huh? But I just greeted her?"
(Proceeds carrying him off)
"Nevermind, forget about it..."
Catchphrase: "The efforts of two idiots is still an effort"
Soredemo Kamawanai