Dad runs off to save his wife leaving his kid behind to be captured and possibly killed... but he runs for the life of him and bumps into a cook who feeds him till he gets fat... and then nine* years later, the cook fucking just fakes his death.
-- Man, that old man's fake death was fudge stickin'. I knew it would've been coming. ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
The Magic Chef Of Ice And Fire