I decided not to pretend I don't see it anymore
Finding My Father's Son
c3 meets her bio dad (whose rotten away due to poison)/tricked into picking up sword; c4 if she wasn’t his daughter picking up the sword would’ve killed her; c5 bio dad’s funeral; c9 Rossan; c10 turns out uncle didn’t actually think she was E’s daughter until she picked up the sword; c12 sword shrinks, go shopping for sheath while sword reminisces about ex master; c16 it’s ok to call her step dad dad; c18 Magnus; c20 timeline duke chad kids/how duke & princess hooked up; c21-22 trying to make sword feel better; c23 Sandy/may be her bro since he came from a sperm bank (???); c25 Sandy’s mom has no idea who Sandy’s dad is lol; c37 bonds w Sandy; c40 goals for the future; c43 learn more about Sandy’s gollum research/sword throws a tantrum bc MC is using a wooden sword instead of him lol;
The Boomerang Duke
c17 comes home with a baby/upset he apparently cheated on her; c18 apparently baby was just picked up from the street; c19-20/24-25/28-29 smex; c26 war is over/proposes; c27 wedding and married life;
The Elegant Sea of Savagery