Poor Seme x Super Rich Uke + Magic Butler x Human Hamster [1000000/10]
This sht is so freaking funny. Idk if the author was high, was mentally unstable or what but this doesn't make any sense at all, but at the same time is like a masterpiece for me. This is just pure sex. First we have Michiya (seme) and Klaus, who just literally bought Michiya because he could and he said that he wanted a sugar mommy, but when he had it he couldn't believe it. Still, this two work perfectly, just having s3x 24/7 and literally Klaus letting Michiya dry (this poor man really, but i fcking like when ukes are active). In the other hand we have Gramps, the butler, who apparently was a magician we don't how but that's it, and he could convert Harumo (Michiya hamster's) into a human, the s3x was freaking good too, and the relationship, how this hamster was so obssesive with Gramps, was funny and adorable for some reason. Still, I adore Gramps, like my second favorite character, after Klaus. The other two who appear are a Buffalo and other hamsters but this apparently make a couple, don't really know if are together at the end. Anyway, i like how Klaus is the rich in the relationship, and Michiya is like "well, ok, I'm going with whatever Klaus wants" but still manages to surprise Klaus with his manly behavior, like it could look like he doesn't have a vote at the beggining, but in the end is because both of them love each other so much that just wants to satisfy each other in any way they can (basically with s3x). They are so lovey-dovey, I love them <3 (also how they literally broke not only the table, but the roof of the building where they live, and also had like an orgy or something dk, my favorite story)
There is an extra story about a man who lost his grandpa and has to take care of the farm, but like he is a virgin and for some reason thinks is a good idea put vegetables in THAT zone, and then like it was too much for him so he fainted and then some guy just found him and thought he was attck but then he just found he was a pervert, so at first was like disgusted but still took care of that zone for him, and at the end just like how he was moaning with his finger and just went with that. Like lucky that guy, he literally had a free worker just for being pretty, and the other one he just found some nearly death man and claim him like his, literally perfect couple too <3 (too bad it was just 1 chapter)
Ichioku no Otoko