Evan said don’t do anything crazy so he decides to ask if instead of drinks can they have sex
Chris: “I’m a bitch I’m a boss I’mabitchimaboss” them holding hands touched me heart
I’ve seen so many bdsm stuff where you drip hot candle wax but I feel like that’d hurt too much 4 me
where in hell is this bastard bc we all know he ain’t finna be in heaven imma have satan rape him
