hahahhahhaahhahsdghahs that's pretty conceited of him to give a jumbo dildo to remind the guy of him
*gasps* hoessssss maaaaaaaad
aaaaaahhhhh the father is so cute
oh....
oh no....
it's the start of sad hours
I'm a sucker for corny roleplay
*loud incomprehennsible sobbing*
uggghhhhhh *dies from crying*
I'M SO SADDDDD HE MISSED THE BIRTH OF HIS KIDS NOOOOOOOO TT-TT NO ONE TOUCH ME I'M GOING TO CRY
