...You 36-year-old single aristocrat!" OMG I'M dead!

I want that SOOO bad!!

Awww

This guy is a real 'slore'

"YOU SAID YOU NEEDED ME!!!" lol me

Omg, "MY CROTCH IS BEING ATTACKED BY SOMETHING...!!" he says... lol

Please let that be me in the near future!!

Damn you and Asami Daddy have stolen my lust!!!

Omg I can't LOL!!

Oh shiet!!

LOL I used to love doing that!

I can't NOT relate to this!!!

Omg

Damn feel asleep mid-fuck... AND with a hard-on! RAWR XD

"I wonder where he went..."

You're not ugly, you're actually kinda cute!!

Awwwww