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babes....there is something called a grass...you should touch it sometimes

youre right- i absolutely Should .. but Like .. am i going to ?

also i realized my reply sounded a bit agressive and maybe harsh so !! ill put this here /lh <3

babes no worry...if you need help touching grass lemme just put some instructions so that you know what you should do.. (this is a joke btw)
Step one : search up on google(nearest park around me)
Step two: turn on GPS and walk there (seriously walk there it might help)
Step three: you arrived at the park and stand there awkwardly...
Step four: try to find the green things that are on the ground and touch it
Step five: if you are feeling a little bold...just nibble on it,,(it might help)
Step six: walk home and now you are free from horniness
Note: you should only do this in broad daylight since going to the park at night is dangerous but still eating grass in daylight is a bit weird so try to do it at a normal amount

Bold of you to assume I don't simp for grass (yes I saw someone draw grass as a hot anime boy and I simp)

Well then u have no choice but to go to horny jail *boink* you are now arrested...bestie there’s no way out of this

when is eating grass ever normal

Well shit bestie........pUt ThOsE hAnDcUfFs oN Me OfFiCeR

...bestie...I- I can't help you no more...I tried...I really did but this sounds like a you problem now...lol peace out adjofhahflkadh I hope we never see each other again
Sincerly,
Lumin

P.S. I hope you recover from horniness and all of this is a joke

Lmao I guess I concerned u for real, it's a joke lol

Dw ur efforts have helped me recover and we shall indeed not meet again
Sincerely,
I should probably sleep now

Wait- babes....I just accidenty clicked on you account and saw this....now what is this???

PLS .. imilfs .. LET ME MILFS IN PEACE BFF !! >:0

I meant to like this

okay ^^

I know this is totally unnecessary but I hate when I come off as hostile so sorry if I did sis it just didn't add the emoji

I feel this, it's so easy to come off as rude with text so I overuse emojis

nono its okay bff !! i thought it was fine , thank you for letting me know :D hope you have a nice day ^^