I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
So yk how u usually get that burning sensation in ur mouth whenever you apply toothpaste or mouthwash... well mouthwash is like my morning coffee get up but instead of drinking coffee I go straight to mouthwash/toothpaste... When gurgling it I'll pause for a sec to get a nice kick of that burn and whew it burns soo goodd even my eyes roll to the ba......
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i did that all my schools years since middle school lmao. the last time was a few weeks ago, before a national exam, i put an all nighter
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i was waiting in the sewing shop for my costume, i was 6. thank you kilari
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since i’m 9 or 10 ?? im about to be 22
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