somehow this did not repulse me as much as it should have ╮(￣▽￣)╭
Ngl it's not even the site I'll miss but the hoes here. Idk where else I'll find a community of intellectuals that write Sephiroth x Pooh fanfics and shove random shit up their asses.
Right?? I think people just forgot about the "don't like don't read" thing
Meeting Sex "I'm not gay" Pleasure Sex "He ain't gay, he just Fucks me out of pity." Pity Sex "You are right - I'm not gay" Sad Sex "I'm you-sexual." Happy Sex
Seme meets Uke. Seme wants Uke. Seme rapes Uke. Uke softens toward Seme. The rival for Uke’s affection appears. Seme chases rival off. Uke realizes love for Seme. Seme and Uke have lots of sex.
Seme in highschool looks well into his 30s. He's smart, popular and a jock. Uke has the demeanor of a small rodent. He's mostly ignored, nobody seems to notice he looks like a Calvin Klein model. He's the only member in an artsy club of whatever discipline. - "I'm not gay I just really wanna fuck that guy" X2 Suddenly all their friends are gay ......
Omega story~ omega: "oh my heat is gonna come soon gotta take my pills" omega takes his pills. "Btw i hate alphas mph".~Goes to work~ "Oh no i hate that person". ~after~ "I don't feel so good"... ~the person he hates comes~ *are u okay?*... *what is this scent???* "oh nooo my heat but i took my pills how can it be that i got my heat??" (I ask that ......
MC: Hello my name is takeo uchiha and im just your normal everyday college student. I love tits and drinking craft beer in my khakis like the cold blooded heterosexual man I am. [enter hot guy who has a bunch of girls fawning over him] Background character 1: WHOA HE IS SO HOT
Virgin asking virgins ?
THAT SHIT IS WHERE YOU BE YOURSELF AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU AND WE TROLL THEM TROLLS THIS SHIT IS MY FUCKING HOME YOU TOUCH IT YOU DIE MUAH BE YOURSELF BITCHS BE HORNY YAOI HOES AND WE WILL LOVE YOU WE ARE ALL WEIRD AND WE ADMIT IT BC WE FEEL COMFORTABLE BEING OURSELF HERE
Damn