I don't recommend online dating to people who has never date before in their life. You will not notice flags when something is not right. it's like sending a cow to a slaughter house. To date online you'll need a very malicious mind. At mid 20's normally you should be figuring out that "the one" is not found by the firsts attempts. Mostly it tak......
When they are constantly being dismissive of your personal interests and couldn't give a shit about your success but then bitch and moan when you don't devote your attention to them in the same way.
With the power of the lesbian goddesses I rip you open. First your uniform tears apart, button after button popping off menacingly, hitting the white-tiled floor with a thwack. Your chest inflates - you try poking it with interest, before realising. You’ve become a balloon now, with rubbery intestines and a slippery liver that shines a bright red......
Sausage man: he can turn anything he touches to sausage. He can control if he wants it to turn into a sausage too. He can then use the sausages as weapons and they’ll be hard as steel but still taste like suasage.
I’ve been through way too much bs on Earth to go to hell. I’m crawling up to Heaven idc what y’all say
I photoshopped Oikawa's hair onto my mannequin's head. His (my mannequin)'s name is John Doe tbh Have a great day!
How the fuck is your skin so smooth, teach me your ways
First of all No honey not all fujoshis who read bl are straight. Stop assuming people's gender its rude. I have no problem reading both but for some reason I haven't been able to find that many gl stories that actually interests me. Like I hardly find some good Yuri. Compared to the many classic bls which many have heard about (or the straight clas......
Loyalty? Hell no, they're "loyal" for the wrong reasons. "You're the only one for me, I'm the only one for you" = I will take away your autonomy and dignity as a human being with their own life and aspirations. You will cater to every single one of my preferences and I will be your only source for living in this world because I said so. If you fo......
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