Uke:Oh that! Haha! I had such a huge celebrity crush on you back then, we were in such a situation so I wanted to die after telling you I had a crush on you.
Uke:Don't worry fans of "seme"(im stoopid) He kindly rejected me haha.
Interviewer:Sorry to ask a very personal question. But are you gay?
Uke:Actually I'm bisexual(Lmao Idk)
Blah blah blah we get to see a scene where seme seems pissed.
Thanks for spending your time reading this small skit I thought of lmao.
CAN KEITH GET ANY MORE WORST????
He can and I bet you he willΣ(  ̄□ ̄||)