Anti-Baby's Things

Omg you got dropped on your head as a child, beaten by your parents and left to starve in a small cage confined in the darkest corner in your basement. Then developed a drug addiction that consumed your life and you ended up losing your living place in a big tsunami. Then your parents tracked you down to the depths of the abyss just to stab you 70 times with a knife sharpened by Satan's horns and then you were left to bleed for 5 days on the side of a ditch, in which a bunch of maggots crawled into your skin and started eating your dead cells and your whole body inside out, until nothing of you was left and you were completely erased from the surface of this earth?

Oh thats sad, I guess

Anyways here's a pick of my baby boy Nakyum from Pooper of the Night, isnt hwe a cwute littwle CINABUM BABY (≧∀≦)

[ insert images that legit no one asked for just to show how obnoxious and self centered they are]

Jk don't because I dont give a fuck about your obsession with a fiction bitch that can't even be replicated in third dimension format. Imagine sticking your rubber chicken near a drawing and shooting your load at it. Man the post nut-clarity must really hit hard.
Man it makes me so mad how authors draw ukes and semes so fuuuuuucking stereotypical. They have no concept of a real gay relationship. I know there's few expectations, of course, but most stories that are popular, targets lonely teenagers that love to talk about being railed by rapists just cause they have some lumps of cubes on their abdomen,aka abs, and then start talking about sexual harassment when they get pushed around in a narrow school hallway.

How do you bring up the topic that you want to marry your brother at the family dinner gathering? Anyone experience the same thing? If you did, please answer.